What's for breakfast?

If murder were a little less seriously prosecuted, you would be taking more serious measures.

Fuck man i been tryna walk AWAY from the State for sixteen years but it won’t get off my leg. The irony here is fantastic if you’ll excuse me for saying so. I’d have to rely on the State failing to protect me (so i can have reason to go off the grid) to have a legitimate reason to finally get away from it!

ā€œyou would be taking more serious measures"

Oh no i went defcon 4 two years ago when the property vandalism and trespassing started. I’m poised to shoot. Cops too if they get in the way of me doing their job for them.

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Well but you’re proving my point, no?

If the state weren’t covering for you, maybe it would have been trespassing and shooting.

But the person knew that that is the difference between a $100 investigation and a $100,000 one, with a few months time traded for 20 to life potentially.

Lol ā€˜covering for me’. The only time i see the cops is when they’re driving up in their swat vans to check my residence, are called by a forum stalker and told to go to my house, or show up fifteen minutes after i call em to report someone fucking with my shit and warn them of the cosenquences of not doing their job. Bad for everyone. Bad for vandals. Bad for the cops.

Sure, the State covers me but not in the form of providing a paid for service to ā€˜protect and serve’ me. More in the form of a rash, rather.

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Stop it, you know that’s not what I said.

…soooooo… …I guess that’s a no?

I’m still posting at ILP, aren’t I? Of course I’m an idiot, then.

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Day 11 and still no word from the transmission shop. Why would it take this long? One possibility: he had to find a Ford in a junk yard he could get a trans off of for $100 and then put in my truck for $3600 (knowing I’d never know he didn’t rebuild mine).

I’ll be investigating junk yards in the area to see if any Ford transmissions have been recently pulled off the yard.

You know why people don’t crack when this stuff happens to em? Because they’re too locked down and have too much to lose by revolting… so they eat it.

On the Acura. The guy charged me $210 to tell me I have bad gaskets… then said $4500 to put new gaskets one. I called another place and they quoted $2200. So, I think the first guy tried to shyst me and I’m not even sure the gaskets are bad because it’s still running fine (as if only the oxygen sensor is bad… what the code has been saying all along).

Lol the fucker tried though, didn’t he? A guy’s got a $150 bad sensor prob and he tells the dude he needs a whole engine rebuild.

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I have also acquired a raging case of jock itch recently. I believe i got it from a door handle in a house i was working at. This was a huge family of what looked like dirty cubans or something. Like they’re not black, and they’re not mexican but some abhorent combination of both.

This has been my week so far. First, I may be getting robbed by a capitalist, and then I’m infected with jock itch by filthy people.

How much more will he take? He’s at the stage now when he’s starting to see blood explode out of the elevator like in The Shining.

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The retardedest thing I ever saw was the grill of a Ford truck with the Ford letters on it all in red.

It was the bathroom. That’s exactly where i picked it up. I was finishing a drywall patch and had to wipe the bathroom tile down where i was working. Family of at least five. They are all african cuban aborginal looking. Weird shaped heads with the natty hair. Father, wife, and three young adult sons. House is disgusting with shit everywhere. Carpet stains like they do oil changes in the living room. Garage can’t be walked through. Old stale indian cuban food body odor smell everywhere. The house is what an upper middle-class white family with 100+ a year income would live in. Him and his wife dress like slobs. Wife is the quiet head down hand drying the dishes type. Lower middle section shaped like a thanksgiving turkey stuffed in spandex and spilling over just a little.

My very first thought was that this guy had family in another country doing sketchy shit and spreading the family fortune. Diamonds, drugs, fuck if i know but none of them had nary a marketable talent or skill. This guy is who you’d see in one of those taco trucks.

Bathroom floor hadn’t been mopped in so long the pubic hairs all over the place had been congealed under a thin layer of jungle monkey voodoo scum that had been spread over the tile like a coat of polyurethane.

This shit is straight out of a shanty town tin shack in south africa or something. Like some District 9 shit. My goddamn dick is so rashed up i can’t even jack off. This might be some fuckin mexican ebola, mates. Shit is in between my fingers, too.

Human beings deserve special contempt because they are the only species aware of what disease is, and yet they are the only species that willingly lives with it in filthy conditions of their own design.

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I didn’t read anything you wrote because the last time you talked about it you were a dirty racist. And by dirty, I mean you don’t wash your hands.

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It’s not for anyone in particular. Just think of my posts as memoirs of a man living in a world created by a good god. Think of me as an exhibit of the effects of the world created by a good god. Pretend you’re reading the chronicles of Job except in this one Job isn’t a pussy groveling at the feet of god.

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Stop spamming this thread!

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Tinctures and supps, followed by an Organic black breakfast tea with lemon.. so much better than with milk.. more refreshing. :ok_hand:t3:

You got that right. He was like you until the whirlwind turned him into a whimpering little puppy. Except he had actual complaints… he didn’t create his misfortunes with his own choices.

Other non-grovelers who had the nuts to actually deal with God:

Jacob (Gen 32:24-32, Hosea 12:3-4)… CS Lewis (A Grief Observed… you’re too young to understand…). I dunno… let me ramble. There’re others.

You wanna call someone a pussy… it’s Jonah. …if you don’t count jumping ship into a storm to avoid saving people you hate. You’d prolly consider that badass, but he’d rather get pissed at God because he didn’t save his shady plant so he could sit under it & watch the world burn from there. Quite the unlikely prophet of meh.

Even Moses tried to get out of it with the excuse he stutters. He was a badass with God. Not so much with public speaking (hence Aaron).

Others had the nuts to at least ask for evidence instead of bailing without even asking. And they didn’t deny the obvious when he showed them… like many do. Or we forget. Because pussies.

But he will remind. For the first time. Hm. The rest of your life, if you’re one of the weird ones. You sure you’re not pretending to be the old you for rhetorical purposes?

Day fourteen and still no word on my truck. Day fourteen. A 10 man hr job. What happened? Angry alcoholic low paid employee mechanics are laying out? The trans you lifted from the junk yard isn’t working right? What’s the story? No i mean yes i know it’s capitalism… i mean why are YOU not an anarchist like me if you know this? Why do you allow yourself to be party to this nonsense? Why do you let it turn you into a flake?

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Give me the name and number of the shop, with your make and model. I’ll call ā€˜em.

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@promethean75

I only work with corporate vehicle mechanics nowadays. Every work contract a liability agreement is agreed to by the company.

If they break your car, van, or truck they essentially buy it.

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Notes on the epidemiology of the progressive stages of catladyism.