what's your chinese zodiac?

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I’m a dragon, sagittarius what are you?

Dude, it has already begun…

What’s your Sign, Baby?

zodiac is a little different though, instead of giving the month time frame when someone was born it gives you the year timeframe of when someone was born.

Since I’m a dragon I was born in:

2000, 87, 76, 64, 52, 40, 28.

What year exactly?

I’ll leave that up to you to figure out.

Was it 2000!
Just kidding!

I’m a horse baby…yeah!

Zodiacs work better for you if you were more Chinese… so stick to your horoscopes

I’m a predictable/stick your Zodiac bullshit up your arse according to the extremely rare North Yorkshire starchart.

And while I’m ranting:

What the fluck is unduly doing in this context…? Undue demands. Undue. U-n-d-u-e. At least track down a site without typos - just google “No-brain-laughably-out-of-date-womans-weekly-sewing-and embroidery-tips-esque-mind-numbingly-boring-topic” - that should do the trick…

I deeply distrust any zodiac/starsign shenanigans - they are always far too nice to be true.

“You will find opportunities for a new romance” Bite me.
“You must be tolerant of interference from well-meaning friends” Really bite me.
“Today begins a great period for you to be thinking about long term goals”
Think about biting me.

Scythekain - you’re tired from arguing with Psyque and the Alderian - go and have a lie down. Your Draconic intelligentness, giftedness, and vitalityness are at a low ebb.

PS. Uniqor - nice avatar !

Skyth was born in 76?

I’m a (libra) rat.

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North Yorkshire? What happened to Troy? So libra dragon… not a particularly bad combination I must say.

The avarta was myself approximately 2050 years ago.

I"m also tired from the hour and a half commute home.

The arguing can be kind of revitalizing. at other times it can be rather draconian.

nice one :slight_smile:

what’s wrong with a little engrish now and again?

my all time favorite was a knife set from china that the warning read “NOT FOR USE IN CHILDREN

:expressionless:

“I ain’t gonna be down with that”

I was Chinese in a past life. :wink:

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Must be so then… once upon a time we were all apes climbing up and down Kirimajaro anyway.

So liquidangel of London, here is romance by Li Bai for your wise bambooish Taoist enjoyment:

李 白

春 思

























Li Bia

Spring Love

Your grasses up north are as blue as jade,
Our mulberries here curve green-threaded branches;
And at last you think of returning home,
Now when my heart is almost broken…
O breeze of the spring, since I dare not know you,
Why part the silk curtains by my bed?

Dear scythekain,

I had the title of your thread changed, to add the word ‘chinese’ to make it a bit more distinct.

Anyway, as an old Asian lady once told me at a cultural festival, there are only two kinds of people in the Chinese Zodiac: Dragon and Wanna-be Dragon.

I am dragon, leo. And for all those wondering yes I was born in 2000. :wink:

It’s true xander. Everyone of us wants to be a dragon…the reason: Dragons are the only animal in the Chinese Zodiac that exist in the Heavenly realm and not in the physical one. They hold the highest vision for mankind.

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that’s cool (name thread change)

sweet your a very prodigious 4.5 year old.

well come on, would you rather be a dragon or a rat?

Of course I’d rather be a rat. Rats have their nose to the ground, they always know when to make their move - If a building is on fire it is always the rats that know before anyone else. The story goes that in the race to have a year named after the animals in sequence the rat realised that it was too small to win. So it jumped on ox’s head (ox would’ve won because of its surefootedness on the treaturous path) and just before ox crossed the finish line, rat jumped over and won the race.

Rats are rich too due to their cunningness.

I’d much rather be a rat.

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As Sammy said:
I gotta be ME! I GOTTA be me! What else can I be but what I am?

And that goes for everyone.

As in the horoscope, there is no absolute superiority or inferiority in the zodiac. The dragon is fearful of the rat, as the elephant is. The traditional concept of the dragon as the father of all hanren, is not equivalent to the zodiac one, which is just a common animal akin to the “small dragon” - the snake.

interesting, thanks uniqor.

I don’t follow Uniqor…

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