What's your favorite Religion

So, what’s your favorite religious group and why?

  1. Pentecostals - cause their women wear floor length blue jeans dresses and they’re always trying to convert mexicans.

  2. Nizari Isma’ilis ak the Assassins - “Don’t Believe in my god? that’s okay. Wanna try and convert me or jail me for being a Heretic? I’ll just have one of my hashed out lunatics stab you to death in your sleep” signed the Old Man of the Mountain, Hassan bin Sabah

  3. Catholics cause I am one and they are just so damn funny

  4. Hippies who become hindus - TM and shit like that damn that’s funny

  5. Mayan Catholics - C’mon let’s worship John The Baptist (who’s actually a syncretic Mayan god from before the Conquest) by drinking blinding amounts of Corn Liquor and passing out in church - I actually had a Long conversation with one of these guys in San Cristobal de las Casas, Chiapas. real real interesting folks. Mayans will kill you. Do not ever mess with a Mayan.

My favorite are the Confucianists (more a philosophy then a religion, but work with me here). Like the christians seek heaven and the Budhists seek nirvana and the Hindus seek Brahma the Confucianists seek a compfy civil service job.

But I absolutely hate those damn Discordians. Just a bunch a pot-smoken, acid-droppin loonies.

catholics - for bringing people into repent weekly for their sins.

mormons - for putting golden idols atop their temples.

evangelicals - for believing homosexuality is the greatest perversion known to mankind.

muslims - for thinking that the whole world hates them, for the actions of a few.

Hindus - for keeping a hard working man down.

Buddhists - for seperating themselves from reality.

and my all time favorite

Jehovah’s Witnesses - for constantly changing the date the end of the world will come.

wookies - hippies who follow the band phish around and pass out (not really a religion, but i guess a philosophy, phishism)

ignorant atheists - for being so sure there isn’t a god, and making fun of people that believe in god because they have no proof, but… atheists have none either…

buddhism - peace

Damn I had forgotten about that “It’ll be 1842, ok 1854, ok 1914, ok well uh you’re stupid”

I have no favorite religion. I don’t care for religion.

70 I think you are missing the point.

the point was sarcasm.

and for their dedication in their attempt to convert people door-to-door, one neighborhood at a time.

well you can’t just tag them for that
islam, mormonism and JW’s would fit that bill.

JW’s are by far the most dedicated.
They have skillful tactics, much like used car salesmen.

I take it you have personal experience with their sales tactics.

of course when you break it down, any religion is trying to sell itself to you. Shiny steeples, music, etc. all there to bring in the masses to mass. all to accept a belief without questioning it. That’s the nature of belief though.

:wink:

Agreed

except for buddhists and jews - I don’t think either of those fine religions proselytize

Oh, OK. Then Islam kicks it!!

Hindus = some populace really believe they keep a hard working man down.

Buddhists = certain group believe they are separating themselves from reality.

Islams = specific people believe they teach their people to detonate their bodies.

Jews = some folks deem they annihilate any economy they occupy.

Christians = well obviously some people consider they are the most destructive religion ever.

I love and respect all religions. They are all correct and valid at the same time.

What?

Sincerely,

Floyd

good answer. and very true.

All religions while presenting different views of what god is, are all completely objectively true, and that is what I love about them.

[sarcasm] [/sarcasm]

I know the rest of you don’t have this problem, but as an ubermensch I’d like to find an UberGott that I can warm up to. Know of any religions that can supply one? :imp:

Christianity