When someone makes you angry....

Picture them masturbating. Everyone looks silly when they do it. It’ll make you happy inside.

Hahahaha

Fucking excellent. However, if it’s a girl I’m mad at this would probably be ineffective.

Then again…

I don’t know what kind of stuff you’re into smears, but picturing fat or old people masturbating does not make me “happy inside”. If anything, realizing that they have the ability to procreate will just make me more angry.

That’s a bummer. Maybe you could try and picture them being spanked. Just do different ones until you find one that makes you feel good.