Boromir was always my favorite. How he died. He died well. People who die well are good. They are sound. Take some silent path.
‘some things we have discovered’, mumbled the old elf as the purple unicorn wandered off. He could no longer see his shadow, the sun was right above him, and he was going forward without a trace.
I chose Bilbo. He is the beginning of the story, and also the end. I just found that interesting. Plus his story was just awesome… and the cartoon was better than the first LOTR cartoon.
Lord of the Rings in a bunch of homoerotic midget mansweat. It could of just as easily taken place in a sauna of explorative perversion as middle earth, wouldn’t of changed the story much either way.