Pick the stupidest vegetable.
Not which one you don’t like… which one, intellectually speaking, is the stupidest vegetable.
All of these are veggies for the purpose of this poll.
Tomatoes call themselves a fruit but they are obviously a vegetable, and anything that confused about it’s own state of existence is in my book clueless on about ten different levels.
senator johnson -the only thing keeping democRATS in charge of the senate
-Imp
yEAh, and FuCK replublicans.
They’ve all got small dicks. That’s the REaL problem they’d care not to admit …
Honestly … you think GW is hung? - That’s a serious part of the philosophical problem! We need a leader who’s not stuck with four inches …
Why aren’t potatoes on the list?
Okay, potahtoes, if you insist.
Rhubarb has been tested as having an IQ of 3. No other vegetable comes close. The nearest on this list is carrots, with 42.
I know that Broccoli is the smartest vegetable, with an IQ of 10!
BROCCOLI!
Potatoes aren’t on the list because I ran out of room for poll options. They were number 11.
I know for a fact that all lettuce know the meaning of life, so that would make them technically the wisest.
Impenitent wrote
Tim Johnson remains in critical condition following brain surgery. Imp, would you do me the favor of reflecting upon your vegetable remark as you look at the faces of Tim and his family?
Michael
and you look at them and understand how the democRATS are exploiting him for their political agenda. they don’t give a fuck about him or his family. all they care about is his vote and they will keep him brain dead and alive on machines just so they can keep his vote.
that’s a fine example of how the democRATS will exploit anybody to keep their power. why don’t they do the right thing and let a judge kill him like schiavo?
-Imp
Squash is, because it’s a calabaza. (In Spanish, a “calabaza” is a gourd, but also means a stupid person. To “dar calabaza” is to flunk.)
Plus those pumpkins have the stupidest grins every year, – but perhaps I shouldn’t judge by appearance.
Can’t be potatoes, they are versatile enough to become many different products.
On the other hand, they have eyes but will not see.
(But then I don’t want to offend the potato, as I find them delicious.)
Imp wrote
Classic Tu quoque fallacy, Imp.
Whether real or the product of your imagination, the motives of others have nothing whatsoever to do with what you wrote about a man who is, at this moment, fighting for his life.
Michael
and if you or the democRATS were so concerned about his recovery, they’d let him recover instead of making him vote the party line.
-Imp
eggplants are obviously imposters…
Imp wrote,
Hardly, what? I asked you to re-evaluate your joke about a critically ill man and you replied with some babble about how someone else is mistreating him. Your response amounts to a text-book, tu quoque, fallacy; a crude attempt to shift attention away from what you said.
Only thing is - I’m not falling for it.
Regards,
Michael
it was no joke.
the democRATS are the ones mistreating him and I said as much.
you appear and present a picture of his family as if I am supposed to be moved to guilt by seeing the family that the democRATS are exploiting.
you were the one who tried to attack me with your picture.
your attempt to shift blame failed.
-Imp
Imp wrote
The title of this thread is, “What is the Stupidest Vegetable?” To which you replied
That last attempt to spin your unprovoked naming of Senator Johnson as “the stupidest vegetable,” into some cry for empathy for him on your part, is pathetic. You know damned well that you were having a joke at his expense. Oh yes, you’re the one being attacked. That’s rich.
Michael
your attack speaks for itself…
-Imp
i am not sure about intelligent or non-intelligent vegtables,
but there is a vegtable that has about as much of a variety of vitamins as a multi vitamin, and that is chard. And so I would have to say that chard is the smartest vegetable, and then that ice berg lettuce is the dumbests.