Which would you rather be?
- cooler
- smarter
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Well which one?
I’m allready cool.
Not as cool as me.
cooler man! I mean, when does smarter actually count for anything?
I wonder who the losers are who picked smarter. Pshh…lame.
Whatever.
Not sure what either one is like. I’ll flip a coin…smarter.
I was genetically predestined to be both… I do not face this dillema
I’m up to my ears in coolness. Must, therefore, vote for smarts.
I see I always saw my coolness as a product of my smartness. For instance watch how cool I will be taking right now different types of cool guys:
Cool people are ‘smart’ in sometimes unorthadox ways. For instance there was always that guy in high school who wasn’t that book smart, but every time the book smart guy tried to say something back to him, ‘the guy’ would respond with something so humorous in proportion to his think-time that the nerd simply has no chance if it’s in a room with an audience. He gets run over by a Chung-Li like rapid-fire leg attack but verbally, and with a fair amount of humor – which alway wins over facts.
Then there are funny guys like me, who simply, for whatever reason… know how to be funny, except when they self pro-claim it and put themselves on the stand – then they just… arn’t… apparently.
Then there are the guys who never get phased by anything. Playing sports, diving from a cliff, getting arrested – they always think of something more or less unassuming but at the same time arrogant and kind of sexy to girls to say. It’s like, if you were on a road trip with your friends and then you got a flat tire while everyone was complaining he wouldn’t be, and then someone would say 'Hey [Fonz] doesn’t this suck?" and he’d say ‘We might have to hitchhike… you know what the first rule of hitchhiking is – you all confident in your abilities?’ flashes a surprisingly sparkling smile
The point is, I’m fucking ripped, and my new current working model of intelligence is: An (in)ability on your part to think in the same way as someone else.
“I’d like to be…
under the sea…
in an octopus’s garden in the shade”
-Imp
Cooler any smarter and I would have to find something else to do with my time than hang around here. If i was cooler I would already have something better to do
I live in a hot humid part of the country without AC . In August I prefer cooler, the rest of the year I prefer more intelmagence, maybe , I dunno, I have to think about it. Screw it that takes work, I wanna be rich! Then I don’t have to worry about either. 
Just being aware of this song is good for about 100 cool points.
Unless we know how cool and smart someone is in the first place, I don´t think it tells us much.
Anyway, I picked smarter lol, but a little extra coolness wouldn´t go amiss.
I’m already way too cool for school, but went anyway, and came out an even cooler smart person: so I’ll go with smarter, just for the hell of it…