I can multitask, you know.
Ever tried running a software business? It tends to eat up a lot of your time. It’s a small little business that ain’t doing too bad despite being run by a druggie who’s destroying himself. How’s your drug free life taking off?
If you look at the time stamps between my two lasts posts, you’ll see there was about 2 and a half hours between, and about half an hour between your post and my second one. The application I’m working on was busy parsing in a rather large PHA file. I kinda have to sit there and wait while that’s going on. Meanwhiiile… I decide to hit refresh at ILP… and there you are! … essentially replying with a glorified “you suck”!
Now, we’ve established that you’re a loser, but since you were so fucking wrong about my having a lot of idle time, that makes you… drum roll… the biggest loser here! And boy are you doing a good job of getting people not to like you.
Congrats!
Oh right, I forgot… you’re “trying”… that’s convenient, i’nit? ← That’s like a drug addict saying “I can quit anytime. I’m just choosing not too.”
You are soooooooooooooooo in denial about the fact that you’ve got issues. H’oh boy, are you in denial. Let me rip off the bandaid:
You’re central issue, Turd, the whole reason you’re here, is because you’re pissed off at how utterly unappreciated you are. You went through hell in a war fighting for a noble cause only to return home and get lambasted by liberals telling you that war is evil, that soldiers are killers–killing innocent Muslims, innocent men, women, and children–for a President that lied about the existence of WMDs so that he could march in on an innocent country to steal their oil. That’s the thanks you get after however many years of service, service that you performed in order to fight for their freedom, for their right to free speech, the very free speech that they use to demonize you for doing so.
They tell you that you didn’t have to, that there was another way, a more peaceful way, but you chose to kill, you chose to kill people your government duped you into thinking were the bad guys.
Now, I’m not saying they’re right, but I am saying this is the crux of your issue, it’s why you’re so pissed off at the world.
Now, how you gonna get them back? I know! You’re gonna read! You’re gonna read a whole bunch of history. You’re gonna read the ancients. Diogenes, Sun Tzu, the Stoics, etc. And you’ll show them up with your brainz. And sometimes it works! Sometimes you’re able to pass off such lame come backs as: you’re bored, or: you suck, dressed up in a story about Diogenes and how you feel like him in this moment. But really, when you strip all that away, you’re just a sad (in your own words) loser who can’t find the meaning in his life.
So you come here to shit on everyone, dump a huge turd, because that makes you feel like a real man.
That pretty much sums you up. Now what I’m going to do, Turds, because this has been a long time coming, is put a link in my sig to this post so that everyone can see the truth. But I’d like this to be a joint effort–you and me–so I’m going to give you a choice. What should we call it? I’m thinking:
a) Psychoanalyzing the Turdster.
b) The Truth about Ferguson.
c) Everything you wanted to know about the Turd but were too afraid to ask.
I could defend you, you know. I could defend you against bitches like Pandora. But I can’t. We don’t exactly see… eye to eye… do we? Sometimes you just gotta… pick a side. I’m good that way, you know–flexible with my mind, my views, my values. It helps not being too attached to hang ups and issues, being able to let things go. But I guess we’re at war, you and I. Well, as the Quebecois say: c’est la vie.
How was your taco?