…buy stock in said theatre chain (it’s brilliant).
…kill Thirst4Metal for his audacity.
…start a white free theatre.
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I’m going to start a black free theatre. In order to be able to go to said theatre you will need to be a club member. The fee will be $10 per person (including children) per year. Each movie will cost $15 per entry/person. No blacks allowed. Why? So that you won’t have a bunch of black guys shouting at the screen and saying “nigga” all the time. I mean, I am tired of being subjected to their racism and loud mouths. And when I ask them to be quiet they tell me that the white man is keeping them down.
Now, if you have ever had a noisy black person in your theatre, you know why this is justified. And you know that you would pay for this kind of peace. Not to mention that you don’t want to be subjected to their racism. I hate racism.
Although I’m not against you starting your own white theater, what would be the point? Are we to believe that only black guys are noisy in theaters? Somehow I doubt it. Why not just start your own theatre for all who are not noisy. You say you hate racism, yet you appear to be racist youself.
Come to Turkey Thirst. If you kidnap a random black guy along the way, you could probably make a living showing him off on street-corners as a freak.
What will be your next idea…? How about a special Mall, just for men to speed-shop in, no bloody “Oh I just must browse the entire shoe department” women. Or children either. Or gays. Just good, honest, hetero-as-the-day-is-long guys buying beef, ammo and corn-chips.
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I live in a suburban area and the number one talkers and just plain rude people has been caucasians. I actually had to yell at someone the last time I saw a movie. I think that you have had unfortunate luck but that does not justify this. BTW I sleep with white women…how you like them apples?
Loudness may sometimes correlate with race, but race does not cause loudness.
There are loud people of all races. Why not just make a theatre where people get fined if they are loud during a movie? That way, you don’t have a racist institution, and you make more money.
An irksome and blatant piece of bigotry thing around where I live is the stores that advertise Christian owned. It seems to be a growing trend, slow but growing. Anyone else notice this bit of advertising trend in your areas? This piece of trendy advertising ties in whith Thirst’s post. I have been told that there are higher prices in these “christian stores”.So is it bigotry or greed or both?
Well thirst, so far you’re gambit hasn’t worked. No frothing at the mouth(s), no name calling… Go back and read some old POR posts. He knew how to piss everybody off.
You gotta try harder. You got the bigoted part OK, it needs ratcheting up to the lunatic stage if you really want some action.
Sometimes black people can enhance your movie experience.
Say if its one of those predictable scary movies and the guys like “Oh shit bitch, you BETTER not go IN there!!”
“Oh damn NIGGA HE GOT A KNIFE!!”
“Oh SHIT HE STABBING HER!!”
“Bitch RUN, Bitch RUN!!!”
I’m not nearly as clever as the black movie theatre fellow so I need him to lighten the mood. Its fun to laugh at, and sometimes even create animosity, if your looking to throw popcorn or something.
I feel it spices up the experience.
I would rather have a movie theatre where we could smoke and drink.
They did make theaters like that, it was called a drive in theater, Those were a blast, I miss them, (sigh), some things were better in the old days.
Nothing like sneaking your friends in by jamming a number of them in the trunk and us puny ones on the floor boards with junk covering you and peoples feet resting on you. those were the days.
