Goofing off, or, perhaps, goofing on,
These are vital skills
And are the main source of reality, time and the universe.
Garden gnomes invented soil, for example, during a bout of “goofing off”–and this lead to the general existence of plant life on earth.
When fish were playing baseball, one clocked another one’s egg out of the water and onto the dry land. No one could get up and bring it back, but this was when the first out-of-sea life started to evolve.
i’d just like to comment that the only reason i’m on this board is because all the true assholes would be breaking the rules of ilp and thus get banned. i mean i’ve said it b4 i’ll say it again;this kind of forum is not popular with lame basturds.