Why are so many members on this forum obsessed or once flirted with cutting their dicks or balls off on this forum, and why is it considered philosophy? Even better, why can’t we just admit that it is fucking crazy? Straight jacket kind of crazy?
You’re being a bigot. What business do you have telling people what to do with their dicks?
Speak for yourself chump. 
Better a chump then a stump.
Lame.
I’ve had mine described as wonderful.
Perhaps that is why everyone wants to cut it off, poor reviews and low self esteem in regards to their cocks? My cock is my best friend. It is a classy cock, that wears a turtleneck.
Your cock is your best friend? That just sounds depressing dude.
I’ll make sure to gift wrap and mail you a box of kleenex, latest issue of Hustler, and a bottle of lotion for Christmas this year. Just send me your address.
Everybody needs a friend. I’m gonna send you a zucchini Turdpop.
A zucchini turdpop? Dare I ask, what exactly is that?
It’s called being budget conscious. 
Dude, you keep trying to meet me, now your wanting my address. Don’t ever ask for a man’s address while offering to deliver Kleenex, porn, and lotion to him. That’s just creepy too damn attentive.
Do you think Monero should do that? I think not, he could care less if I beat it raw till it falls off. He isn’t getting involved no matter what.
Now you’re scaring me.
I said that I would mail it to you. You know, out of sympathy of your best friend and such.
Who’s Monero? Your secret gay lover?
Joker.
Better watch her carefully in the vegetable isle after a fight, or else you may be waking up with a sharp pain in the rear.
She’s more of a chasing you down the hallway with a frying pan type of gal.
Turd’s fantasies are beyond perverse! And posting pics of strangers adds to his perversion.
He probably has secret web cams in his neighbors houses.
No, they lock their doors. Can’t get in.