You’d think organisms going up the vagina would be much happier. Or maybe they didn’t end up in a vagina. Maybe they ended up in a rectum, and it smells horribly. In which case I understand their sad faces, poor guys. Another possibility to consider is that they’re going in the digestive system of some female (or a male, or, god forbid, an animal). Or up the animal’s butt, yeah, that’s also a possibility to consider, though don’t consider it too much. And don’t try to picture it. Fuck. I just did. NVM. I’ll never look at my dog the same way again. KHM, anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. Why are the Spermies sad? Another possibility to consider is that they ended up in a tissue and got thrown in the trash. Poor fellas…
It just breaks my heart. I’m going to become a Sperms rights advocate and try to prevent people from spilling seed and making poor Spermies unhappy! At least I can count on Catholic church to back me up. Let’s put a smile on their faces! End the oppression!
They are totally clueless, as to where they are, where they are swimming to and who or what they are supposed to be. But then with all that lack of knowledge, why are they sad?
Also, thousands of gallons of their brothers get wasted ,every day, not even given half a chance of getting into something worthwhile,or pretty to look at, or being in love , they are not disillusioned or sad,
they just feel worthless.
And we have a Winner!!!
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A new study into how sperm compete to be the first to fertilise a female egg has overturned conventional belief that the fastest wins, says a study published online in Current Biology.
The research into fruit fly sperm, carried out by the Department of Biology at Syracuse University, New York, has found that slower, longer sperm are more likely to succeed in sexual reproduction than the fastest sperm.
Female fruit flies mate roughly every three days and scientists developed a way of colouring sperm so they could monitor their journey.
What they found was that in the sperm battles that take place inside the female, new sperm throw out of storage sperm from previous matings to eliminate them from the game. The longer and slower-moving sperm were better at displacing their rivals and were less likely to be thrown out than their faster competitors.
So there we go – sounds as if the hare and the tortoise fable wins out in ways we would never have thought of!
