Why can't dinosaurs talk?

[trahne]

Because they’re dead.

[Impenitent]

thus the monkey falls out of the tree…

-Imp

[MagsJ (Surya Loka)]

Parrots can talk…

[Impenitent]

but they only speak pirate

-Imp

[trahne]

interesting…

[MagsJ (Surya Loka)]

@Impenitent

but they only speak pirate

-Imp

Some-one’s been watching too much ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’

They can talk I tell you

[someoneisatthedoor]

@Magsj

@Impenitent

but they only speak pirate

-Imp

Some-one’s been watching too much ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’

They can talk I tell you

Not with an Opal Fruit in their mouth, they can’t.

[MagsJ (Surya Loka)]

@someoneisatthedoor

@Magsj

@Impenitent

but they only speak pirate

-Imp

Some-one’s been watching too much ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’

They can talk I tell you

Not with an Opal Fruit in their mouth, they can’t.

…and why would anyone do that to such a fine bird as this: shove an opal fruit in it’s gob?

A parrot called Einstein he’s no dinosaur, but he can talk.

[someoneisatthedoor]

@Magsj

@someoneisatthedoor

Not with an Opal Fruit in their mouth, they can’t.

…and why would anyone do that to such a fine bird as this: shove an opal fruit in it’s gob?

Parrots like Opal Fruits. Note: because all parrots hate pointless changes of brand by bored marketing executives, they will forever call them Opal Fruits. None of this ‘Starburst’ nonsense.

[MagsJ (Surya Loka)]

@someoneisatthedoor

Parrots like Opal Fruits. Note: because all parrots hate pointless changes of brand by bored marketing executives, they will forever call them Opal Fruits. None of this ‘Starburst’ nonsense.

…everyone still calls them Opal Fruits: such an unneccessary name change, I agree - I think there was a petition to keep the name, but it didn’t work (obviously).

Dinosaurs were too busy being mean: to need to develope speech - crocodiles and alligators never utter a word… the mean bastards that they are.