I just saw Mission Impossible 5…
So, like… Tom Cruise has to jump into the world’s biggest toilet, big enough for the Battlestar Galactic a to squat over if it had to sink a duce… all so he could get bank accounts only the British Prime Minister could access… in fucking far away Morocco. 2.5 billion in emergency spy funds, hidden away in a giant Moroccan toilet. Most of the plot of this movie spun around this idea. I think the plot followed Tom down the drain.
If they had information only the pre minister could use, and needed it on the spur, why not install it in the prime ministers toilet, in London, where trusted agents already guard him?
Like, elboy deep, have David Cameron on his knee, shirt sleeve up, rooter rootering his arm around the secret compartment, yelling to people in the next room to hold on, he almost has it. Far quicker and more efficient, if your going the toilet security route, and far cheaper. If it gets jammed, sledge hammer it to get it out… no need for a scubba suit.
If the Moroccans got wiff of this, that place is getting monkey stomped, and they will sit around for years if they gotta cracking that code. A giant Moroccan toilet is about the worst place to hide emergency funds if your British. I mean, the site itself had to of cost a billion or two in and of itself, giant toilet in the Moroccan desert.
It makes me wonder, if that was the toilet bowl funnel, was that hollowed out toilet from Spectre the toilet seat? Both occurred at restarted superbases in Morocco. Is there some really big giant walking around Morocco, and this spot is where he poops? Did James Bond and Ethan Hunt show up at the same location?
Literally, I saw Tom Cruise get flushed down a toilet. Where the fuck do you get a plunger that big?
And don’t think one second the Prime Minister of England is too high class to stick his arm down his own toilet to pull out 2.5 billion, if he can stick his cock in the mouth of a decapitated pig, he can stick his arm down a toilet for the good of his country. How many of us wouldn’t if we knew that much was back there?