Another Ice classic. But seriously, if ever we were trapped in a lift together for more than 20 minutes I’d have to beat her to death with my shopping. Mind you, after another 20 minutes I’d probably be humping her corpse; and in another day, I’d be eating it. Well, maybe not, depends on what’s in my shopping bag. But then again, I might have tinned stuff in my shopping bag, so the smart move would still be to eat her corpse first, before it went off. Maybe if I was extremely lucky, and had been minibar shopping that day, and there was a socket, I could just cut her up and wait till I got really hungry.
:-" I’m thinking more on the lines of luck or…perhaps, attitude or…let me think…reality…no that can’t be it…it must me something correctable and that offers some hope because anything other than this will mean that I am evil and angry and full of hate and guided by ulterior motives… so let me think and construct a plausible, even if absurd, alternative possibility that retains that possibility of hope…Uuuuummmmmm…let me see …uuuuummmmm, how about you changing your perspective?
For whatever reason, my wife has a couple of pictures of me on her MySpace page and I would post a couple of them, but I can’t figure out how to move them from there to here.
Since you’re all dying to see a picture of a man with a big cock, and Xunzian’s keeping his chap in his trousers for the time being, I found this for y’all.