why doesnt anyone want me

Damn! When did I get a hold of Vodka? Cuz that only happens after binging on Vodka jello shooters, Lime ones to be exact.

Another Ice classic. But seriously, if ever we were trapped in a lift together for more than 20 minutes I’d have to beat her to death with my shopping. Mind you, after another 20 minutes I’d probably be humping her corpse; and in another day, I’d be eating it. Well, maybe not, depends on what’s in my shopping bag. But then again, I might have tinned stuff in my shopping bag, so the smart move would still be to eat her corpse first, before it went off. Maybe if I was extremely lucky, and had been minibar shopping that day, and there was a socket, I could just cut her up and wait till I got really hungry.

You see, everyone is useful for something.

You are as always, so wise.

:laughing: :-$

:-" I’m thinking more on the lines of luck or…perhaps, attitude or…let me think…reality…no that can’t be it…it must me something correctable and that offers some hope because anything other than this will mean that I am evil and angry and full of hate and guided by ulterior motives… so let me think and construct a plausible, even if absurd, alternative possibility that retains that possibility of hope…Uuuuummmmmm…let me see :-k …uuuuummmmm, how about you changing your perspective?

That always offer the hope for change.

Even older than making a straight-forward an honest statement?

Haha, you fool, honesty is the second oldest trick in the book.

You’ve got me there.

Ice is either playing us for suckers, or is just a dumb fuck - which one is it Ice, huh? Your the dumb fuck not us!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=atZ_0Akm8h4

billy squire fans in the house

-Imp

I prefer this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHeighGFZT0
But your choice is more appropriate for this thread. :slight_smile:

[size=90][Imp, I get the feeling we share a lot of the same musical tastes. Radically different politics, but that’s another story… :wink: ][/size]

it appears so

-Imp

I still wanna see sexy pictures. If I don’t get them, I’ll flood this thread with them.

That’s all I’m saying. Ice, do us all a favor and prevent that from happening.

Boom shakalakalaka,

Boom shakalakashakalae

Boom shakalakaboomshakalakoboom.

Xunzian-

On with the sexy pics…

…you know we’re going to hold you to that Xunz, right? :smiley:

Xunzian fails. I’ll come through though:

I found a picture of Ice on the internet after she sent me some of her info in PMs. Sorry Ice!!!

Pretty eyes; grade A hamburger meat for brains.

Y DO U H@TE mE? IM s0 confuzed!

For whatever reason, my wife has a couple of pictures of me on her MySpace page and I would post a couple of them, but I can’t figure out how to move them from there to here.

Since you’re all dying to see a picture of a man with a big cock, and Xunzian’s keeping his chap in his trousers for the time being, I found this for y’all.