Oh, bull shit. I’ve been to the strip clubs down in Ft. Lauderdale. For $25, the stripper took me to the back room for a lap dance and let me do whatever I wanted with her.
Ft. Lauderdale is one of the best places for strippers man. No lie, I grew up with a girl who ended up stripping down there for a while. So when I’d go on vacation, I’d just go to her place, and there were always packs of other strippers hanging out there. It is a truly amazing place.
Tie my shoes, my laces are all over the place.
Comb my hair for me baby, make sure it’s all in place.
Now use my cellphone to take pictures of me… no I don’t want you in the shot, this is about me looking good… I payed you for your time, now do what I want. Do you vacuum? My car is outside, could use a good cleaning.
Never actually tried that, but who knows. Might work.
That must of been one ghetto strip club for $25.00
When I was in the Army, if I spent money on a stripper too much, like $100 or so, I would offer to do cock tricks like “The Little Man on the Trampoline” where you bounce your click up and down in your stretched out nutsack.
I was known to go for hours without paying a stripper, they would just hang around me if they knew I liked them because I never drank, and strippers like free liqour, and secondly they knew keeping their ouss hovering on my lap or next to me kept the management off them. We could talk random stuff, world events, ideas, etc… and a naked chick be on me voluntarily. Very odd, but it works. I even pulked that off at Lacey’s in Times Square with a Australian stripper in very high demand… she would vome back to me each time after a regular came in, and I would tell her the wonders of the world (she kept turning down my suggestion we head out after she got off work for a Snapple).
Anyway, dont fuck those strippers, free or paid, her pussy has some interesting Flora your cock doesnt want to come into contact with… pussy juice goes everywhere, nit sure a cindom is safe enough protection for some wimen, they can eat right through it.
$25.00 for a night with a stripper doing anything? Sorry, I’m just not buying it.
That’s quite a tall tale and back in the day I frequented many strip joints.
That must be one hell of back alley meth or crackhead place for $25.00
Maybe they just don’t find you attractive Joker? It’s cheaper and lasts longer if she doesn’t want it to stop.
Nothing a taser or chloroform can’t cure…
That doesn’t say much, I mean while you’re at work all day your wife can be sexually liberating herself with five guys or be getting finger bombed by the local gardner. These modern women get around a lot these days with high mileage and traction.
Well, not anything (although I didn’t test that) but a hell of a lot more than any Canadian stripper will do for $200. And it was on a per song basis. Remember, it was a lap dance, so once the song’s over, I’d have to fork over another $25.
Well, what exactly did you do then? Was fellatio performed during the song?
I don’t kiss and tell 
Well then, I now have no way to determine the validity of your claim. You’re no fun.
Gib, when I was in Montreal, I got yelled at by a stripper for NOT molesting her. I didn’t know this was expected in Canada, we don’t have legal full contact stripping here where you can just fondal a woman openly in front of cops and everything is okay. For what you say to be true, you either have to be penetrating, or making her do your calculas homework for you (which Canadian strippers don’t do).
Seriously, they are extremely loose in regards to strippers, your country has legal prostitution, I am dumbfounded at just what a stripper in Florida will do that a Canadian stripper don’t. Did she fart into a balloon for you to see if it will float? Did she piss on you or vice versa? Its gotta be something weird like that, cause strippers will do most anything for much less in Canada. I remember getting lap dances for 10 Canadian at a place. What the fuck are you doing that they are rejecting you?
Low Can$ = higher exports.
Oil: US$128.6 billion (27.2% of total exports)
Vehicles: $59.7 billion (12.6%)
Machines, engines, pumps: $32.6 billion (6.9%)
Gems, precious metals, coins: $20.3 billion (4.3%)
Electronic equipment: $13.6 billion (2.9%)
Plastics: $13.2 billion (2.8%)
Wood: $12.7 billion (2.7%)
Aircraft, spacecraft: $12.4 billion (2.6%)
Aluminum: $8.9 billion (1.9%)
Cereals: $8.7 billion (1.8%)
Canada has the 11th (nominal) or 15th-largest (PPP) economy in the world (measured in US dollars at market exchange rates), is one of the world’s wealthiest nations, and is a member of the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) and Group of Seven (G7).
Beats me, I’m just speaking from experience.
Now that I think about it though, it might be a local thing. There’s a chain of strip clubs in Calgary that are “high class”–meaning that IF their strippers will do just about anything you ask them, you probably have to fork over a lot of cash (we’re talking several hundreds). I do vaguely recall being taken to strip club up in Edmonton when I was 17 and saw the strippers “servicing” a lot of the clientele right in the open… but that doesn’t exist anymore where I live.
Montreal? Maybe. Never been there. Never tried it.
Keep in mind, if these girls want you to fondle them, why wouldn’t they let you? If you enjoy what you do, you don’t always have to get paid for it.
Just… Montreal, don’t go there unless your uninhibited, they are very Catholic about sex and all.
I don’t know Turd, you’re looking for answers in the wrong place. I said locally meaning Calgary.
Ted Cruz land, I know.
Go find the house he used to live in and post it on the site.