Any woman trying to complain about how hard pregnancy is is just trying to get attention. Its so easy to give birth to babies, it’s why mammals switched to live birth from eggs. Even little cats can do it, so it’s no big deal.
Now you wanna know what real pain is? Try being a man passing a kidney stone. That is where the real war stories are.
So no more faking it. We know your always sticking household items into your bag to stretch it out while pregnant, so it doesn’t hurt as much. Carrots, tennis balls, baseball bats, wedding albums, shoes, bowling balls… something a little bigger each day so when the bug day comes, it’s not even noticeable.
We are not fooled. If it was that hard to give birth, then your too bad added to stay indoors. Next time the grass needs cut, you can push the mower, or climb the ladder and remove the leaves, or shingle the roof… since your so bad added.
You act like it’s a miracle you did. You birthed what? One child? Men are involved in the process too. We birth millions daily. Don’t you think we have a hard time doing it too?
I don’t know if your dick is small or not, but even with that I would guess you would have noticed that women often need to stretch down there, get warmed up, so that the dick can get in there. Now even the best hung guy has nothing baby-sized in his pants and for most women giving birth is not a turn on in that way. So perhaps, given your empathy/imagination deficit, imagine a baby sized living stool-piece coming out of your ass. A baby sized piece of shit coming out of your ass. I will bet you would be whining about that the rest of your life.
Of course much of the pain comes from the contractions, but this would require more imagination/empathy and I have to work with the conditions here.
And this has nothing to do with easy.
Of course it is easy to get pregnant and then from there the birth is just a distant but coming domino.
Ease of doing something has nothing to do with pain in this case and conflating them is just silly.
It is easy to dive naked onto a cactus and yet, amazingly, it is painful.
It is easy to pour gas on your legs and set them on fire.
I mean seriously. If you are pissed off at your mother or your girlfriend or something don’t make some bizzare ‘argument’ in a philosophy forum. Talk to your priest, get therapy, talk to a gynocologist about why there might be pain involved.
And you are a Catholic aren’t you? God even says it is going to be a bitch to give birth.
He writes nothing about kidney stones.
Though amazingly BOTH KIDNEY STONES AND GIVING BIRTH CAN BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL.
Both. Wow. Amazing. You would think, for some reason, those would be mutually exclusive and we should only feel sympathy for one group of sufferings.
Though since there are two groups we know that’s it, no more.
People who complain about the pain from burns are lying through their teeth.
Women can’t be both fakers and wimps. Either they are faking it, in which case they are not wimps because it does hurt, or it doesn’t hurt, in which case they are faking it.
Tighten up ferguson. You shouldn’t be making these kind of errors.
Maybe someday you will have the experience of giving birth to a baby who is breech when your water has broken, without using any drugs because you don’t want anything to harm your child. I would love to be there to see that.
I wonder what is more painful - the breech birth or passing kidney stone - albeit we all have a different threshold for pain. That does make a difference.
I know just how painful giving birth can be, especially a breech birth, without a little help from a friendly drug.
Pain doesn’t make us wimps nor does it mean we’re faking. Some women take the help of a drug and many don’t. Believe it or not, complaining during the birthing experience helps alleviate the pain somewhat…just like cursing out a woman’s husband helped at times but I still felt the excruciating pain. The only difference between the kidney stone and giving birth is that something wonderful comes of it and a woman would go through that pain again and again if she had to get that something wonderful as many times as she wanted him or her or them.
Multiply the pain a man feels every time he haves across a lifetime, and it eaquals the pain of childbirth, easily.
Likewise the strain men put on our bodies every time we have to get something off the top shelf for women, or the headaches from women’s constant talking and nagging… get off the fucking phone already.
Ah, but women give birth and pass kidney stones… While men only pass kidney stones.
Man you are off today, turd. What happened to you last night?
For those of you who are concerned, I am a feminist of a different sort. I admire women who are stronger than all other women and most other men. I have never harbored a secret fear of women’s empowerment ever being a threat to me… for no woman can be better than a zoot allures. Smarter maybe (see Rosa Lichtenstein… An old comrade at philosophical arms), but not better. I’m just too good at too many things.
If I were female I’d have a Caesarian section, vaginas are never the same once you squeeze a baby out of there. Secondly animals e.g. monkeys have different pelvic bones and skeletal posture, they can give birth with ease and if you watch them, they don’t struggle much at all compared with humans.
And let’s remember, Turd, that you would be passing that baby-sized stool for hours and hours. It’s not just getting that over the hump, so to speak. Gritting one’s teeth once and pooping it out. We are talking about a baby sized stool wedged in there for hours and a lot of people you do not know well looking at your ass the whole time.
The biggest guy in prison anal raping you can simply not come Close to giving you that amount of pain.
What pain would you rather experience, physical or emotional? I know they both stem from the same place (I think) but they feel differently. I once felt a loss so strong that it felt like I was having chest pain and no, it wasn’t an anxiety reaction.
As for your quote above, you can’t really make a statement like that anyway because we all have different thresholds of pain both for the physical and the emotional. One man or woman given particular circumstances might experience more pain in one month than another does in a year or longer.
It all depends on the INDIVIDUAL.
Giving birth to my son was a picnic (though not really ) compared to giving birth to my daughter.
But for some of you, men and women alike, that might be the only exercise you get. Consider the muscles which are used in doing that. Stretching is good.
You like to hang out in public places. Take notice of the men ALSO.
Men who complain about women who complain of pain during birth are wimps and fakers.
The pain suffered by men hearing women complain
is less than the pains suffered by women in childbirth.
Hence men who do this are wimps.
Hmmm… I don’t know what kind of a feminist THAT remark makes you.
You may have said: "I don’t know how women have done it, how they have come so far, achieved so much, managed even in this day and age to rise to the status of and to the occasion of being able to work side by side with men, to have been able to achieve and still are achieving the most difficult feat of changing human perception, especially those of many ornery men who still refuse to budge – (barring the intelligent and rational men) who have always known the truth, worth and reality of women to a broader more universal perception of women being equal to men in all ways which truly count (which are most ways of course) — considering the biases and the patriarchal attitudes which many men (and women too unfortunately) have struggled to maintain in order to keep us down, keep us in the kitchen, keep us with babies at our feet.
You might have said KUDOS to you, women.
Aside from that, I’m glad you’re a man as I would not have experienced as much pleasure or at least not in the same way - had you been a woman.
I’m {mighty} glad that you’re a man.
) compared to giving birth to my daughter.