What are some of the worst songs you’ve ever heard?
Anything by Celine Dion.
hahaha =D>
a huge hit during the 70’s by captain and tenille
called “Muskrat love” Hideous song.
second choice: anything by cher
Kropotkin
I will not listen to songs by No Doubt because they put out the song “Hella Good.”
I do, however, like the song Muskrat Love. 
I actually really like that No Doubt song.
Worst song I ever heard is actually a tie between 2 covers–Sheryl Crowe’s “Sweet Child O Mine” and Brittany Spears’ “Satisfaction”
brilliant =D>
id have to say “i cry blood” by the band “hide you’re children”
yeeeah…you can just imagine.
Kokomo
Believe it or not, The Beach Boys are actually a decent band, its just the form of music they need to be successful in marketing, which is what you get with Kokomo.
If you ever find their album called “Pet Sounds,” give it a listen. They are all musicians and play quite well, aside from their excessive use of vocal harmonies which they are known for.
Oh I know D. Not only were they decent musicians, they were extremely fucked up.
Wait… maybe that’s -why- they were great musicians.
Either way the Beach Boys movie/Autobiography is decent. Unlike Kokomo which just sucked…
“I Would Do Anything For Love”
By Meatballs…er, I mean MeatLoaf.
Anything by MeatLoaf, for that matter.
There a million other worst songs but I can’t think of any right now.
The Beach Boys were, indeed, great musicians. Kokomo was for cash. Nothing wrong with that.
I suppose no one here is familiar with Richard Harris’ version of MacArthur Park. I’ll see if I can find the lyrics.
It was a hit, by the way, and Richard Harris is/was a respected English actor. Was in Unforgiven.
Do not under estimate the dangers of long-term drug use. While it does open many doors in the mind, its shuts others.
I have moments of brilliance on guitar and drums sometimes, but I also forget quicker because of short-term memory loss.
One needs to be experienced in an instrument before they smoke much pot or else they are prone to learning slower…or not at all.
Geez Loueeez. MacAthur Park. They should a left that one in the oven… 
I can see how a musician could like it, but the lyrics…
Anything by Barry Manilow. (Hot flashes for menopause maidens)
I have no idea how any musician could like Macarthur Park. It is an insult to the ears, an affront to the aesthetic sensibility and a sin against God (for all I know). It is an abomination of noise and in itself the best argument for government censorship I know.
I have heard construction equipment with a more pleasing sound.
We get our knickers all in a twist at torturing terrorists who are trying to kill us, yet it is still possible to turn on a radio and hear this song without warning in this country. We spend billions “narrowing” a hurruicane’s landfall to a week and eight states, but we get no warning that Macarthur Park about to play on publicly owned airwaves.
Tax dollars pissed away.
All the following fit the category of worst, although “song(s)” is necessaryily only implied as a means of reader discovery:
Anything by:
Liberace
Elton John
Barry Manilow
Fred Durst
Nirvana/Kurt Cobain - now you only have half a brain!
Staind
Paul Diamond
Paul Anka
Frank Sinatra
Better Midler
Barbara Streisand
Fifty Cent
DMX
Billy Ray Cyrus
Garth Brooks
David Hasselhoff
John Stamos
The Cure
REM
Quarterflash
Celine Dion
Britney Spears
Madonna
Cyndi Lauper
The Bangles
The Go Gos
any and all “show tunes” suck heinous, odious ass.
Well, there’s a starter list … believe me, there’s more.
You’re crazy. Elton might be the oddest guy in the rock business, but he had is day back in the seventies. His bands was great and he was an excellent song writer.
You just haven’t heard the right stuff, Mas. “Madman Across the Water” is a good place to start.
The rest, except for Madonna (I just have a thing for her), you can burn. Talented women are always more exceptional than talented men, Nietzsche teaches us.
Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer” & Nirvana’s “Lithium” you can’t beat.
Those are the only artists I object to. The rest are garbage.
Stone Temple Pilots you most likely forgot to include but I’ll defend them too!
They’re some hot stuff.
Worst song I’ve ever heard…
“There’s A Tear In My Beer”…a hick’s hoedown. =p
I realize Elton didn’t write the lyrics–Taupin did–but All the Young Girls Love Alice is a great song.