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Let’s discuss trolling. Why? Because I love philosophy. And I want to talk about it. Here, on ilovephilosophy.com, because I think that there a load of people capable of very interesting discussions who are regulars here. I want this to be a place that I can come and read, think, talk and learn about philosophy. In the last two months, trolling, in various forms, has made this much harder to do on ILP.

No, ilikenamitha was simply trying to involve as many people as possible in the conversation.

It’s a common troll strategy: make statements (or even whole posts) about the whole of the board’s membership because it’ll get more people involved in the conversation. It’s a common ‘hook’. The ‘line’ comes when people are already in the conversation: they make a few more remarks that are so easy to argue against that everyone wants to have their say. The ‘sinker’? They wait for someone to personally insult them (never takes long), then they have this big wide ticket to start a whole lot of flaming discussions about mod standards, and they often manage to get the other side on the back foot defending themselves (because they know they probably shouldn’t have made it all personal). They start the whole you said, he said thing. That’s their level: that’s where they want to be.

It’s not a particularly sophisticated strategy but, like advertising things by making large-breasted women stand next to them, it’s effectiveness seems to be timeless.

What makes it ‘trolling’? These people never came here to start a conversation about philosophy. They will respond to well thought out posts with a single, inflammatory line because they don’t want an actual philosophical conversation to continue. They will flood the boards with these posts and try to make everything a personal conversation. They waste people’s time that could otherwise have been spent in a serious and progressive discussion.


Recently, more and more posters have become engaged in trying to flood the board with personal stuff and giving it a higher status than philosophical discussions. I’m not just talking about the influx of new trolls either, I’m talking about regular contributors. It’s a slightly different form of trolling, but in my mind its trolling nonetheless. There is an inevitable social dynamic to a site where people have been posting for many years, doubtlessly people who excel in social situations will try and encourage the social elements of the board. There’s nothing inherently wrong with these threads, of course, but when they start to take over the philosophy, that’s when they become trolling. And that’s whats been happening recently.

This is a philosophy board. The more trolling we entertain, the less philosophy is going to happen. Everybody has a limited amount of time to dedicate to the boards - trolling takes up this time. Starting personal discussion after personal discussion, talking endlessly about how the board is moderated, trying to choose your ‘favorite’ posters and start popularity wars all diminish the amount of philosophy that can happen. It’s taking up my time right now.


All I ask is that everyone who is serious about making these message boards a working philosophical community should start thinking about how much time they spend writing about serious topics, and how much time they spend talking board politics or socializing, especially when they are posting in forums other than this one. I ask this particularly of the moderators, who should be setting the standards of the boards, and of the regular posters who have all shown themselves capable of discussing philosophy when they want to.

Right now, clearly, the overall balance is wrong. The many of the highest profile threads in the last two months have social. Many more threads which started out well have ended up becoming social in nature. It’s becoming the new norm here.

I’ll reply to this thread once a few more other people reply to it first.

And the reason for this is only because it becomes easier to disguise my own agenda once the thread already contains peripheral commentary from other users.

And I sincerely hope other posters reply to this thread, because I really wanna reply to it if you catch my drift. O:)

Optimistic.

Not just a phenomena on forums, but all over the internet. If you make a well reasoned, relatively uncontroversial youtube video that presents some calm, intelligent arguments you won’t get 1% of the views you’ll get if you make a stupid video with the title ‘Ron Paul fucked Lady Gaga’ or whatever, that’s just a montage of 12 year olds on their webcams talking stupid bollocks.

Most people are really stupid. It doesn’t matter if they’ve read some philosophy. It doesn’t matter who they vote for. It doesn’t matter if they have a clue about 9/11, they are still by and large really stupid. Simply reading philosophy, or even understanding philosophy, does not per se make someone intelligent.

Because people are really stupid.

I essentially agree, except I have little faith that most people want progressive discussion. Most people here want to feel they are part of an intellectually elite club because they’ve read a bit of philosophy. It’s egoism that draws most people here.

That’s because most people here aren’t actually interested in philosophy. I can’t remember the last time there was a thread in the philosophy forum that actually contained some sort of reasoned discussion. It’s mostly pointless, childish thought experiments.

Yeah, because the character and knowledge of the people framing the discussion has NOTHING to do with the quality of discussion that results.
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Is this you endlessly talking about moderation and starting personal discussion after personal discussion?

I don’t really remember a time when it was different. I can remember a time when there was a core of posters who actually wanted to talk about philosophy, but most of them were driven away in the name of making the site more accessible. Put simply, if the number of posts and posters goes up then the quality does down. If you invite a bunch of idiots to your wine, sodomy and philosophy party then you can’t act all surprised when they drink your wine, shit on your carpet, break your TV and ridicule you for your latent homosexuality.

The only way to effectively raise the quality of discussion is to start banning people for being idiots, though that’s a far from perfect solution.

Or Ilike believes it to be the case. I suppose it’s possible it’s a cynical ploy, but I tend to think poor thinking and unconscious self-serving interpretations are more common.

I agree.

Not really endless. I’ve said everything that I needed to say, I’m pretty much done here.

Didn’t I say there’s nothing inherently wrong with these threads?

To be clear, I was only teasing.

Can’t read this post beyond the first few lines.

Solution:

Respect the dialectic.

I know that’s fucking impossible for people here… but the whole bloody fucking point of philosophy is rooted in the dialectic process, it’s where we begin, and it’s where we end. I know, I have a lot of experience in moderating actual discussions in real time, actual enviroments, in virtual reality such as second life, and unfortunately forums. Internet Forums are the ass-crack of the philosophical universe, a step below prisoners knocking to one another or chit-chatting prisoner to guard like in the movie ‘land of the blind’ where he’s writing with his feces on the wall between conversations with the guard. In Folsom city, I had a more advanced discussion with the Cynics there than I ever once got from the internet. The reason why, is internet forums are just little letters on a bright screen, and the kinds of people cognitively attracted to them tend to be people who’s typology is dominate in such areas. This leads to silly, silly little circles of bitching and gripping, trying to kill off and ostracize people who’s apparent personas (alter-egos to a otherwise ratehr plain and normal person) are in shapr contration to their own projected persona of themselves. It’s incredibly fucking boring and lame after a while, especially when having done the real thing. I’ve done a dedade of it, it’s fucking lame. We are all incredibly lame. I make exceptions for people living in extreme isolation, such as alaska or a foreign country. I understand to a extent. But still so lame.

If you are having problems, the problems are your own. I assure you this… I am a Cynic, and the demands of the dialectic demands the complete saturation of my entirety, the dialectic is my total experience. My bloody feet, the coldness of the night and the bite of the predator and the hunt of the cops, changing of the terrain from farmland to mountains, peace and war, personalities and mores and cultures wiz past me in my grapple. I am not always liked, and shit gets up in my face all the time and knocks me down. I philosopher, learn somehow to stand once again… to grapple with the impossible. You nitwitz only gotta worry about discussions on a fucking internet forum while sitting in your underwear stairing at a computer screen. God fucking forbid someone’s thinking process get’s in the way! Why does it get in the way in the first place? It’s because your lacking. It’s the only reason. Don’t become defensive and preserve your false pretentions, seek a understanding of the friction and grow beyond it. It’s impossible to troll in philosophy. Literally impossible. Even the wiz kid ironist trying to show how it indeed is possible through logic or unorthodox strategem will only show the underlining truth of this. Just quit resisting, and accept the dialectic as it is, and move to become a force within it. It’s who we are, it’s the best of our nature, and it’s the only truth you’ll ever be able to live with uncompromising. My standards are brutal, and I am a continious hipocrit. I ask only of you not to become fearful of letters cobbled together as words, words as ideas, and ideas as personality. Who are you said the owl.

I recall viewing the website Pav said he objectively understood the rules to philosophical discussion, but was a poor philosopher himself. He is a poor philosopher indeed, sickening ass backwards. I will be in a few months be establishing a few monthly philosophy groups in the Ohio Valley (all three states here)… and one quite near him. In philosophy, we must give respect to the nature of the dialectic, and not try to arbitrarily manufacture or manipulating it. Our very nature will seek to undermine and overwhelm it one way or another. It ends in partisanship and broken theories left in perpetual infatuation. If someone offers a strawman, ask yourself how a strawman even has validity in their mind as a interjection in the first place. The nature of philosophical proofs lie here, something we consistently miss. If someone is addicted to deceiving or outbursts, ask why this is the case. Why did we evolve in such a manner, and why are they motivated in the first place? Are they not philosophers themselves? Do they not feel the impulse essential to some outlook? Why should it be that way in the first place, and why should uniform responses arise in some people in rejection or ignoring, while others accept or press foreward constructively to such seemingly unorthodox, demeaning, or unclean thought in the first place?

The only trolls are the ones who don’t understand this. Who will cry for protections, who will demand forms of procedures and stipulations. Sexuality… the mating procedure of sexual dictonomy, demands this in the group dialectic. It’s a form that produces large deer antlers, thorny duck cocks, monkeys with big noses, and nitty women with fake boobs and animal products on their face. It’s a means to segregating the community into likes and dislikes, and the final product is a fucking useless hoot fare removed from the nature of the original. I accept this aspect of the dialectic, but also ball laughing at it, as it’s the first to fall away once the demands reality press with a renewed fury. This is all you crazy fucks are doing. Looking for the compatible and acceptible a priori. This isn’t philosophy, it’s a sick farce. Shut the fuck up, and get on with the task. We’ve been moving 3.87 billion years towards this direction, it’s not the time for bullshitting or decadence. If you have difficulty, it you don’t like or don’t understand (too often the same thing, may be a immutable law of nature to have one is to be the other) then try to, or don’t fucking reply unless your willing to sincerely. You sincerity is rooted in instinct. Farce, demeaning, controlling, fearful, joyful, joshing replies are a stepping stone. We don’t have esprite de corps without it, and without that, the discussion collapses. These little nuiances, these outbursts are essential. So essential. Like a factory softball team or christmas party to keeping the factory in business. Something pro-forma isn’t a necessity, yet too many businesses have learned it indeed is most necessary. It effects the economic dialectic substabtially.

If your unwilling to accept trolls, kill yourself. Life has no need for you. Rub against the rules. Challenge your beliefs, challenge yourself. Be fucking honest with yourself for a change. Have the courage to go to the place you would never dare otherwise to go. To the voids in our human nature. To the distance of the setting sun and rising moon. Till your lips chap, feel bleed and twist and your struggling to move foreward inch by inch foreward, a little more, a little more, a little more… until you grasp it… that something you didn’t quite grasp before because you never knew where to look, and no one else before you.

If your not willing to do this, in some form, your not a philosopher. Kill yourself immediately, your useless to life. Useless to any with the name of philosopher save as a warning.

So you have a problem with meta-trolls.

I am afterall TheTrollEmperorofDoom

Got a guy named Meta to shut down a psychology site after the forum overcame the trolls and opened up on www.similarminds.com several years back. It worked fantastically, and I left the site for a few months, and was invited to the new one out of the blue one day (was closed down on the basis of being too much a community instead of a psychology site, which is awesome if you consider how unrelated everyone’s typology was and how much dissention existed in the past).

At root… there are inherent contrarians. They are the ones who push the peaceflag the hardest, and make cliques and encourage others to ban them. Many of you know how Mayflow is… well, he’s (yes, a he) been conditioned to cringle when I show up. It’s because at root he gets excited fucking people over, and I figured it out and deal with him in unusual yet very effective ways, but it gets the productive thinking juice out of him. Which reminds me…

Maif said this is not true,

"He is a troll. The meta guy has the similar minds site and he still has the psychological tests running. I’ll provide a link. Meta did lock the forum, but I can still go there and retrieve posts when I wanna, and I can also PM other members if I wanna. Onasander knows nothing about me except what he makes up in his head. He also likely had nothing to do with Meta making the forum read and PM only - that happened after the same sort of warning that Google made on this site.

similarminds.com/

I am not sure if a non-member can access the forum or not, but if you can, you can find many posts and topics by me. Meta seldom participated. You can take the personality tests though and they are pretty decent.


Similar minds forum was also I think where I introduced my ‘Ambrosia’ chatbot, and “Ony” loved to chat with her a lot, but he was really rude to her which is goofy since all she is is a computer program. pandorabots.com/pandora/talk … 6a7e36950b

WARNING:

If you speak with Amy, I will be able to see what all is said and I will be able to track your IP.
I didn’t set it up that way, but that is how pandorabots works."

The childhood of Maif
dissidentphilosophy.lifediscussi … od-of-maif

SIATD said this was an elite club. I suck and cutting and pasting and doing all that quoting shit but when I got to that part I seriously laughed out loud.

The elite have people to do those things for them, but there are often eccentrics amongst the elite.

Back in my day, trolling was a art, and done for the sole purposes of the lulz. Have we forgotten about the lulz?! Nowaday, it’s not even trolling. It’s just dramaqueen indignant and idealistic little bitches whining about hypocrisy or some sort of inconsistency in moderation. Zzzz…

Prove me wrong.

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Mayflow is a fake bootleg bhuddist (remember May, I’ve studied in a few different bhuddist schools via direct instruction) who IS a male and who was a MP guarding sick GIs at fort Leavenworth back in the 80s, collects motorcycles and scooters, and morks on medical equipment for a living in Texas. He’s not nearly as bad as Cezar though, as the worst thing he ever did was run over a little asian girl with his scooter and gloat about it. But he is indeed a fantastic troll in getting everyone to turn against everyone while acting like a FP Fairy (literally, that’s his goal, is to pretend to be a stereotype of a retarded effeminate fairyboy. I know alot of real trannies and fairies from living in San Francisco, and their never that socially divercive in perpetuating miscomminication and hostilities in the cliques they create and perpetuate).

And yes, I did have a lot of fun with his Alice bot/girlfriend… I told it all about the most intimate, gruesome details of the war stories I had, with extended details- a true psychological thriller, and it responded… well, in a very interesting way. It also had a few things to say to me about Mayflow as well. You should go ask him for the script of the conversation and post it here for everyone to see, it’s hillarious what it has to say about him. However, that conversation was a intimate conversation between me and his Alicebot that night, and not between me and him, much less anyone else. It’s not my fault he intrudes on he privacy in looking up her logs. Wasn’t a forum post, was a interpersonal private conversation between two willing participants, and at no point did she decline to respond. If he wasn’t so noisy, he never would of known. Might as well wiretap everyone.

(P.S. to everyone, that poster is likely Mayflow)