X Amount Of Days Until I Get A Lab Top

James_L_Walker · February 6, 2012, 10:50pm

I like yearly tax returns. It is something that poor broke people like myself look forward to every year.

I am getting a labtop in about four weeks which means I am exactly 28 days away from owning one.

I want to get this labtop pictured below. Twenty eight more days to go! I honestly feel naked without having a computer.

I only feel slightly more naked without having a loaded pistol under my pillow at night. I want one of those too.

Everybody that has been speaking unkind of me while I have been away consider yourselves on notice as my presence here will become a little bit more permanent not to mention I will make it a perogative of being more vocal on everything my mind can conjure up. Haters on ILP be forewarned. I will own you all very soon.

My hate of you is only matched by my desire and want of humiliating you on a public forum.

I also plan to reply to all my unanswered posts, threads, and so on.

Yes, everybody can look forward to the increased presence of myself 28 days from now.

I can’t wait! I am excited! I can’t wait to be the grand instigator here on this very website once again! =D>

I can’t wait until my presence is here twenty four hours seven days a week! Twenty fours of the Joker! What could be better than that?

For now I want to post this song below in order to describe the level of smugness that I am feeling at the moment. Please, enjoy!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFfCKy0nKr0[/youtube]

volchok · February 6, 2012, 11:33pm

Oh joy.

James_L_Walker · February 8, 2012, 9:54pm

I know, right?

Mr_Reasonable · February 9, 2012, 7:31am

You know Freddie Mercury was gay and died of aids right?

The_Golden_Turd · February 11, 2012, 10:21pm

I didn’t even know who freddie mercury was.

I got Acer Laptop- quite easy to repair if something breaks. I had a Itouch 4, and was doing a translation on Patanjali’s Yogasutra and the Katha Upanisad on it, but it is no longer with me due to a accident… but it is quite a capable little tool, faster than the Iphone even though it only has one chip over the Iphone’s 2, because the phone requires more processing power than one chip provides. I know the head of the design team for the Iphones, he’s not that old, not much older than myself.

I am likely going to put mine towards a future passenger fan, and but the back for a place to put a hotdog cart. I want to experiment with starting businesses on my weekends so I can get a hand on how the tax code and business laws work that is low, low risk. I’ll also build a camper van capacity to it overtime. I still haven’t gotten my tax return in yet, need to call up and complain. I worked my old job up to nearly the last day of the year.

I hope these long passenger vans I see being sold for 2-3 thousand dollars used on craigslist can hold a kayak in them. Built a long bench and sink on one side of the wall, with it inside/under it. Open up the back, slid it out and carry it to the beach. Also need to get a good microscope for my work here. Busy busy this year.

That’s hobo upper class my friends! It’s not like my life is bad though, I can last forever in this state here, but I need a place to put together stuff I’ll need for my agriculture stuff. Hawaii imports 92 percent of it’s food, and the main philosophical focus here is on food supply, environment, and population density. I have a good background in all three, and can do this, just need a lab and a means of hauling from the hardware store my equipment, as well as one place to charge my 20 watt laptop, and a platform that allows me to fish anywhere, and cook it right there, and keep a kayak as well as a alternative means to supplementing my income if my pay degrades or if I suddenly needs more. One of these vans cost as much as Smears entire education did, 70,000-80,000, I can get a very similar van for 1,000 to 3,000, and add a camperan top to it for 1,000 down the road, and slowly build it up myself while staying in it and not having to worry about rent. You can get green veined black brazilianed marble tiles- very nice looking, for 10 dollars a tile, pop 30 in your van, and have the most admazing finish you can imagine to it’s floor, as well as paint the inside however you want. Literally build a RV up from scratch, and make it nicer than most people’s homes. Have trap doors to secret comparments on the underside of the van (fairly common to do this). You can build a shower or restroom if you care to, or mount a electric fireplace on one of the back doors. Whatever you want.

The_Golden_Turd · February 11, 2012, 10:42pm

If your going to dream, might as well dream big, and as far as you can conceivably chase it with a degree of success.

fuse · February 12, 2012, 1:04am

MagsJ · February 12, 2012, 11:12am

The screen light on my Toshiba laptop died about two weeks back, and I was lost without it… until I got better acquainted with my i-phone that is so now it’s more time doing and less time mindlessly surfing on the net, which is great, as I focus on what I have logged-on to do and done!

I wonder if when I get the screen light fixed if I will go back to my old (mindless surfing) ways

The_Golden_Turd · February 13, 2012, 5:40am

Look up the model number for your toshiba online, and search for a LED screen for it. It should cost between US$50-130 dollars. All you have to do is undue the screws, and pop the old one out, disconnect the wires (they are connected most likely by a female-male connector similar to a USB plug, but smaller), clip the new on in it’s place, and replace it.

I did it for this acer when I first bought it, broke the screen, and got a new one in the mail, and patched it back up in under a couple minutes… first time ever doing it. Lots of youtube videos on this.

James_L_Walker · February 16, 2012, 7:34pm

I know. Still like his music though.

Mr_Reasonable · February 19, 2012, 12:55am

Gross.

Pezerocles · February 19, 2012, 6:10am

Dude, I am typing right now in that very same fucking labotop. Circles left of the mouse pad and errthing.

Pezerocles · February 19, 2012, 6:11am

Great computer btw. I have had it for about 3 years now and it still works beautifully. Except the battery, that lasted about 2 years, 1 1/2 in prime condition.

Pezerocles · February 19, 2012, 6:12am

However, it has a million little blinking lights that get annoying if you don’t turn the thing off to sleep or to watch movies in the dark.

James_L_Walker · February 25, 2012, 5:37pm

Guess who got a new internet widget? I did! This is going to be so much fun right now. I am back ten times more cynical and nihilistic than ever before. That’s right adoring sports fans for those keeping track of me I am back in the ILP house regularly once again.

I promise to keep on amazing and blowing people’s minds away with my magnificence.

Chow!

Blurry · February 27, 2012, 9:07pm

Are you serious?

Is he serious?

Am I the only one who got the impression I was reading the words of a 15 year old when I read the OP?

Joke, I want to say I can’t believe you’re still here and that you think you’re doing anything worth doing by spouting off and getting under people’s skin on this little, tiny, inconsequential corner of the internet, but when I thought about that for a moment, I realized that I’m not surprised at all.

VIVA LA REVOLUCION! You’re gonna get real far here, kid.

Blurry · February 27, 2012, 9:11pm

Journal entry BS.

Awwww, is da widdle boy butt-hurt? Sure looks like it. “Everybody that has been speaking unkind of me…”, “my desire…of humiliating you on a public forum” – let me guess, to get your revenge? OH NOES!!!

The king of destruction and chaos is CELEBRATING his return to an internet forum? Jesus Christ, you’ve turned out to be one huge fucking disappointment, Joke.

Flannel_Jesus · February 27, 2012, 9:23pm

Yes, for an evil genius, he sure is lacking in the Ambition department.

James_L_Walker · February 27, 2012, 10:54pm

I expect nothing out of most of you including yourself.

Most of you are incapable of discussing anything of substance.

What do you supply here in conversation? Nothing at all from what I have seen.

At best your a knat on the internet ceiling.

Don’t mistake my frequent playfulness or humor as stupidity.

As usual you criticize me with nothing but your own bitter irrational hate of me.

King of chaos, mayhem, and discord? I wish.

I certainly aspire and dream of being so but it is hard for a common man like myself considering all the corporate heads with those in charge of the current military industrial complex always out do me every time. I can’t compete with them. They by far do a better job at creating chaos than me. I wish I could compete with them and their genius.

At best I celebrate my individual ability to transmit heretical thinking and describe the blind idiocy of the world around me. It delights me so.

Trajicomic · February 27, 2012, 11:16pm

Don’t ever hate the simple minded for their simplicity.

Instead, hate them for being weak and having no willpower. Hate them for not surrendering to those who are stronger, more beautiful, and more intelligent. Those who have low willpower deserve to get crushed by the massive, spinning, grinding gears of history, churning the eternal clock round and round.

They will get crushed anyway. It’s an objective truth. Those who fail to face the infinite fear of God’s Divine Truth, will go extinct of their own volition. Shall we shed a tear for all the extinct species who died off before man will? Because as things are heading, a mass extinction looks rather imminent, doesn’t it?

I will pray for the vanquished souls to find peace in Heaven.