Re-instate Sadaam Hussein? He’s the only person with sufficient clout to put a stop to the conflict. Perhaps employ him in an advisory capacity.
“I advise you to stop doing that.”
what are you stupid, that would make all the world completely stop trusting us, and the only reason he kept control is cuz he killed any one that disagreed with him. we can do that just fine without his help
Come on. Give the man a break. He’s had a hard time of it, lately. He’s spent time in a hole. Lost a couple of sons. And, when he feels like it, he makes the occasional court appearance. He’s a changed man.
Suddam Hussein: Some people say that I’m a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right
But it’s not as if I don’t try
I just fuck up, try as I might
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
I’ll open up my heart, and I will share it
Any minute now I will be born again
Yes, I can change, I can change
I know that I’ve been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to mate, I like to sing
But it’s okay cuz I can change
See it not my fault that I’m so evil
It’s society, society
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made, a prick of me
But I can change I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I know it
I’ll open up my heart, and I will show it
Any minute now I will be born again
Satan: But what if you never change
What if you remain a sandy little butthole
Suddam: Hey Satan
Don’t be such a twit Mother Theresa won’t have shit on me
Just watch, just watch me change
Here I go I’m changing
Ahhh
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ahhh
(Whistling the tune)
Hey Satan!
nice
Gecota, I appreciate your encouragement. However, I ought to tell you that I wasn’t being entirely serious.
“when he feels like it, he makes the occasional court appearance.”
jon stewart: “I didnt know that when youre on trial for crimes against humanity, you can just get up and say ‘ehhyehh [jewey] ehhh… i dont care for this’”
i didnt know that either. but i think its hilarious.
Hello FM,
It’s not funny! Contempt of Court is very serious matter. He is setting a very bad example.
hilarious in a “maybe most of reality and world history is just an illusion meant to entertain and educate the small number of actual, soul carrying, conscious humans” kind of way.
but if its real!? … no i actually am unable to believe that its real.
FM, Wow! Perhaps a touch too deep for me. I tend to confine myself to the mundane babble section for a very good reason!
But it is hilarious! Isn’t it? Yes, of course it is.
Any way, let’s forget about Sadaam and bomb a few Iranian children. Who’s with me?
nah we arent going to be able to create enough economic benefits for us chosen white ones unless we kill a few hundred thousand like we usually do.
hey wait! couldnt we use their corpses as fuel to supplement the oil? i mean theres no sense putting that fertilizer in foreign ground just so infidels can use it to promote their religious zealotry. i want those charred baby remnants in my grill.
i mean, since im ok with killing hundreds of times more of them than they can ever kill of us, im obviously ok with just taking a big delicious bite right out of that dead brown babies face. right, imp, aspacia or anyone who thinks the war on terror isnt fundamentally flawed?