Whilst Jesus saves men of faith, Zeus saves enlightened people. There is light at the end oif the tunnel for men of knowledge, despite what you may have been led to believe. The idea that those who eat from the tree of knowledge are thereafter damned is simply wrong. I’m living proof of this.
(and Xunzian, I know this post is short but please don’t move it.)
Zeus?
You mean the greek Zeus?
I never recalled Zeus saving any enlightend people in any Pagan literature, nor promised on saving them? And if I can recall my classical literature he only saves beautiful women and his balls from Hera 
Well he saves me, and not only me.
Um, Zeus, saves? Well the commandments clearly state that the Christian God acknowledges other Gods so, if that god exists then I see no reason why a lightening bearing God can’t, Personally I identify with the Norse gods and godlings more. The Norse Gods at least were not Gods as much as they were just superior beings that did not require subservient worship.
hmm…oif indeed.
Zeus likes me! 
I don’t recall saving any enlightened people. I saved a bus full of cheerleaders, and saved ten cents by switching to Geico, but other than that it’s been pretty slow lately.
When did this happen?
Zeus, you like me right? Tell these people you like me!!! 
Actually I think you’re a nihilist twit.
Ouch! That hurts. 
But he’s transvalued nihilism just as Nietzsche did, so it’s OK.
Nah, it’s the same old pea-brained nihilism.