The theory of everything!!!

I have it nicely tucked away in me noggin… prove me wrong!!! [-o<

The gist: It all works like a universe-sized round guitar, with the “strings” all collapsed together in the same space and vibrating at different frequencies. You can add up the “strings” into a composite universal waveform. The only law of physics is this: the composite waveform must be kept as beautifully symmetric as is humanly godly possible.

Caveat: To recreate a universe like ours, the vibrating “strings” must be 3-dimensional, and they must conform to a universe with a hyperspherical shape. It is much easier to describe the basic processes of the universe in lower dimensions, though.

I want to post this in philosophy rather than science because there is very much philosophical stuff to talk about to get this all “werked out” in our heads.

So according to this theory of “Everything” (does it have a name?) please explain the following -

  • Why does the universe exist at all?
  • Why does light travel at that particular speed?
  • Why do mass particles form?
  • Why are mass particles positive, negative, and neutral?
  • Why do the positive and negative particles attract?
  • Why does gravity do what it does?
  • Why does mass have inertia?
  • Why is momentum conserved?
  • Why does magnetism do what it does?
  • Why do atoms form?
  • Why do molecules form?

I know of one “theory of everything” that explains all of those - and more. So how does yours compare?

Prayer answered?

#-o