This is just for funsies. There will be future installments.
Take One:
Nietzsche: Socrates, you’re ugly.
Socrates: Your impotent ideas are ugly.
Nietzsche: My mama said you’re unoriginal.
Socrates: Your ideas just say Judeo-Christianity and Eastern philosophy in shadow.
Nietzsche: Why you gotta be so cruel?
Socrates: Am I evil?
Nietzsche: No, you are a mean pleb.
Socrates: At least I know what I want and don’t need others to see me as higher than they are in order to feel good.
Nietzsche: I’m the one who says what’s good here.
Socrates: No, you’re right. My bad. Let’s change that.
Nietzsche: No, revaluation is for revengeful plebs like you and changes nothing.
Socrates: Ok, so your standards never change and are eternal?
Nietzsche: I hear my mommy calling.