when i was a kid someone told me that asian women’s vaginas went left to right instead of front to back and then i grew up and the first asian chick i banged i was like wait wtf that dude was lyin
when i was a kid my sister had those cabbage patch kids and they had a cabbage patch kid cartoon and the only thing i remember from it was that the bad guy, who apparently wanted to eat the cabbage or something would say, “cabbages cabbages yum yum yum, cabbages cabbages give me some”. I’m still not really completely recovered from seeing it.
This is actually not one of my recipes … this is a family recipe dating back to the late 1800’s
It’s called “corn fritters”
It’s a real thing, trust me… common dish in the 1890’s!
You buy a can of cream corn, and a can of regular corn (strain the regular corn of course), mix it with ground saltine crackers, 2 eggs, 1/3 stick of melted butter, and black pepper to taste. Cook them in butter on a skillet at medium heat (to cook the inside)… they take forever to cook but well worth the wait.
The corn fritter patties are about 4 inches across as round diameters.