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mr reasonable wrote:I think I wanna change my name to sandwich.

I veto this request! I have no veto power, but hear me out:

I'm still not used to mr reasonable. Everyone here (and I don't think I speak only for myself) knows this man as "smears"--I just can't get that name out of my head--and now he wants to change it to "sandwich"? I mean, I get that it matches the avatar and all, but "smears" sticks for some reason and I wish he'd just revert it back.
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LaughingMan wrote:

Post 1000. Congratulations!

And who is that nice man?

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That's me of course. The masked avenger.
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LaughingMan wrote:That's me of course. The masked avenger.

I see.

That's you of course, Laughing Man. Laughing behind a mask.

Great!

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Arminius wrote:
LaughingMan wrote:That's me of course. The masked avenger.

I see.

That's you of course, Laughing Man. Laughing behind a mask.

Great!

Just wait until you see what I am going to do for Halloween.
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I went to mexico for halloween last year.
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LaughingMan wrote:
Arminius wrote:
LaughingMan wrote:That's me of course. The masked avenger.

I see.

That's you of course, Laughing Man. Laughing behind a mask.

Great!

Just wait until you see what I am going to do for Halloween.

Okay, so I'll see you in Wien. "Hallo Wien" means "hello Vienna".

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Back at Mum's. Packing shit and waiting til Wednesday for removalist. I love it here - I feel great!

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Arminius wrote:Okay. Mags' award would have been this one:

One of them, and the decision would have been difficult!
______________________________________________

In any case would this have been for the ceremony:

...so Fuse gets flowers and I get an award

I never get flowers

Thanks though
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phoneutria wrote:

He-lloooooooo sexy
The possibility of anything we can imagine existing is endless and infinite.. - MagsJ
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You’re suggestions and I, just simply don’t mix.. like oil on water, or a really bad DJ - MagsJ

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Well, as they say, beauty IS in the eye of the beholder. You've just affirmed that, Magsjy.
i kind of think that bats are cute, when they're not smiling.

look at this little guy!.jpg (3.07 KiB) Viewed 1776 times
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Arcturus Descending wrote::lol: Well, as they say, beauty IS in the eye of the beholder. You've just affirmed that, Magsjy.

i kind of think that bats are cute, when they're not smiling.
look at this little guy!.jpg

You seen the 'If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down, they look like they're having an amazing dance-off.' photo?
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You’re suggestions and I, just simply don’t mix.. like oil on water, or a really bad DJ - MagsJ

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That image that you put in, MagsJ, of the dancing bats was soooooooooooooo cool. I wonder who choreographed it?
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

MagsJ wrote:
Arminius wrote:Okay. Mags' award would have been this one:

One of them, and the decision would have been difficult!
______________________________________________

In any case would this have been for the ceremony:

...so Fuse gets flowers and I get an award

I never get flowers

Thanks though

Excuse me, but the first award must be different from the second award, and Fuse has got the first award, and you have got the second award.

I had expected you to win the 1st prize and the flowers already in my left hand ( ), but then Fuse came and won quickly ( but also ).

Good luck for the next contest, Mags!

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This is the only snake I find aesthetically appealing, Atheris hispida. I'm even thinking of changing my name to Atheris, but it kind of sounds too serious for somebody like me. Then again, my current one is unfit too now that I have come to terms with my sexuality.

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Atheris wrote:This is the only snake I find aesthetically appealing, Atheris hispida. I'm even thinking of changing my name to Atheris, but it kind of sounds too serious for somebody like me. Then again, my current one is unfit too now that I have come to terms with my sexuality.
...you mean your asexualness? Must have been all those threesomes you partook in.. most probably wore the novelty of sex right off.
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Are you the little boy in the picture Eric?
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Contra-Nietzsche wrote:Are you the little boy in the picture Eric?

No - I'm, actually, the little girl on the left.
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Can I feel up your chest? I'm not making sexual advances towards you, purely in the name of science.
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Yes, but you have to pay me first.

100 dollars for a a quick feel up

350 for oral

650 for regular sex

Anal costs an additional 200 dollars.
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How about a $500 starbucks giftcard, and I get to tie you up for a weekend and use you however I want in a room, pooring hot candle wax all over you and spanking you with a horsecrop? Support "The Angels of East Africa" on smile.Amazon.com it is free to do, they donate 0.05% of your purchase cost to them, or give donations directly via: http://www.machinegunpreacher.org Recently hidden post: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=192227&p=2649513#p2649513 The Golden Turd Fucking Unflushable Posts: 9450 Joined: Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:37 am Location: Apparently Well Up Manical Mongoose's Ass Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself Contra-Nietzsche wrote:How about a$500 starbucks giftcard, and I get to tie you up for a weekend and use you however I want in a room, pooring hot candle wax all over you and spanking you with a horsecrop?

Eh, sounds reasonable. Deal.
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I want to hire a prostitute to come over and do my laundry.
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