I don’t do drugs myself, but if you’re gonna do em… here’s how to do them right…
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Sorry, deleted
Hahaha
I had something very funny, but lost it in pasting. R
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Make like a philosopher, and think.
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On Grantchester, just now…
Inspector Geordie Keating: Why make up a secret society?
Suspect: Because girls like dangerous men
Inspector Geordie Keating: Son, I’ll tell you this for nothing, you’ll never be a dangerous man
"And so the warlock said, “That’s no succubus, that’s my wife!”
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On Grantchester, just now…
Inspector Geordie Keating: What we need is a regular war, now that would stop this young lot fighting
Reverend Will Davenport: Yea your right Geordie that’s what we need, young men being shot at on a regular basis
Reminiscent of the US right now? but no war’s been declared.
This old farmer guy from way out remembers his wife telling him to get into the yellow streetcar to go downtown in the city.
He accidentally enters a VC thinking that’s a street car.
The lady comes who charges 10 cents for use; after giving him medicine ’ to make it go’ and asks him about it wether it’s going yet.
He answers tomato faced: ’ I’m xxx’ng all over but it is not going yet
LOL, that’s facts though.
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That time, my nephew said… “You were sleep-walking, I heard you walking around your room.”
…and I said… “You heard me walking around my room, because I was walking around my room. That’s not sleep-walking dumb-arse.”
He said… “Oh”.
You can’t get the attention of a vampire on Holloween because they are too busy looking for their neck’s victim.
Le vampeera… leaving town, and not sparing the horses.
Can’t blame You!
He’s just pissed you still have most your teeth. None less the wiser!
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My nephew to me: “I’m not going straight home, I came with someone.”
Me to my nephew: “Ahh… who d’you come with?”
My nephew to me: “I hitched a lift with Harry.”
Me to Harry: “Ya’right bruddah?” [raises hand in the air]
Them: both burst out laughing
