We (humans) are like monkeys...

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We (humans) are like monkeys...

Postby AutSider » Sun May 11, 2014 8:05 pm

It would be sad if it weren't so goddamn funny.


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Re: We (humans) are like monkeys...

Postby AutSider » Sun May 11, 2014 8:11 pm

More uncanny human-monkey resemblances:


And of course

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Re: We (humans) are like monkeys...

Postby Arminius » Fri May 16, 2014 9:33 am

What do you want to tell new? What is your actual intention, your aim, your goal?
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Re: We (humans) are like monkeys...

Postby Kriswest » Fri May 16, 2014 10:38 am

Or admission. ;) :)
I will be bitchy, cranky, sweet, happy, kind, pain in the ass all at random times from now on. I am embracing my mentalpause until further notice. Viva lack of total control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not a test,,, this is my life right now. Have a good day and please buckle up for safety reasons,, All those in high chairs, go in the back of the room.
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Re: We (humans) are like monkeys...

Postby James S Saint » Fri May 16, 2014 1:12 pm

Actually, the OP should belong in the Psy forum... or perhaps Society-Government.

There is "Abnormal behavior".
And there is normal-"Ab behavior".
Clarify, Verify, Instill, and Reinforce the Perception of Hopes and Threats unto Anentropic Harmony :)
From THIS age of sleep, Homo-sapien shall never awake.

The Wise gather together to help one another in EVERY aspect of living.

You are always more insecure than you think, just not by what you think.
The only absolute certainty is formed by the absolute lack of alternatives.
It is not merely "do what works", but "to accomplish what purpose in what time frame at what cost".
As long as the authority is secretive, the population will be subjugated.

Amid the lack of certainty, put faith in the wiser to believe.
Devil's Motto: Make it look good, safe, innocent, and wise.. until it is too late to choose otherwise.

The Real God ≡ The reason/cause for the Universe being what it is = "The situation cannot be what it is and also remain as it is".
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Re: We (humans) are like monkeys...

Postby Lev Muishkin » Fri May 16, 2014 1:33 pm

3Sum wrote:It would be sad if it weren't so goddamn funny.

It's the way things are done around here: patriotism, religion, prejudice, racism, group think.

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These just keep getting funnier.
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Re: We (humans) are like monkeys...

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri May 16, 2014 1:56 pm

3sum, the problem with the monkey experiment is that the scientists are soaking the monkeys with water. In a state of nature I dunno if that would really happen. If it did, the monkeys might all get together and kill the guy with the hose.
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Re: We (humans) are like monkeys...

Postby Ben JS » Sat May 24, 2014 1:07 pm

Formerly known as: Joe Schmoe

ben wrote:I think it is eloquently fitting that my farewell thread should be so graciously hijacked by such blatant penis waving. It condenses my entire ILP experience into one very manageable metaphor.
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