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Alright lets just use this thread then.


"Impossible jelly doughnut vs. Raw kale filled jelly doughnut. Which is better?"

[surreptitious75]

You put kale in a salad so just the donut on its own for me will do

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Agreed.

[MagsJ]

No doughnuts, I’m paleo.

I’ve stopped dreaming of pizza and pasta and all things glutinous, so now I can finally pass go again and get a get-out-of-jail-free card and keep going straight pass go.. ad infinitum.

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I'm sure if you gave paleolithic person pizza, they'd eat it.

[MagsJ]

They might also get sick and poop their guts out. Just because we can eat something, doesn’t mean we should, plus.. you don’t know what damage processed foods are doing to your insides.

I don’t think it’s so much the pizza itself, as it is the sum of its (toxic) parts.. the amount of additives in produce these days, is astounding.

[Tab]

Not the pizzas I make but ok, ok, I getcha.

To be honest food these days makes me insanely angry. How did humanity fuck up something so simple as food..? When I was a kid, you ate food, you hid the spinach in the nearest plant-pot, drank your milk and went to goddamn bed at 9pm.

There wasn't any pizza, or burgers, or curries. Sausages. Bacon. More sausages. Beans on toast. Fish and chips. And it was all just great for you as long as you got on your bike and went to school, played footie with your mates at breaktimes, and punched your enemies harder than they punched you. Dead-legs, chinese burns, tag, bumper-cars, British bulldogs, fighting the gyppos, making your own go-carts. How do kids even exist these days lol.

Someone burn the internet right now. Smash the robots. Throw all pcs in the sea. Send me back to the eighties. Bring back the cold war. Un-cure Aids. Make goth-music cool again. I want my MTV.

[MagsJ]

Government health warnings are saying that home-made’s the best, and so to eat home-made whenever we can, as the preservatives/additives in produce are making us a lethargic and unproductive Nation.

Sure I miss pizza and bread and such, but they’re not worth getting ill-health over.

OP.. make mine a gluten and additive free ring donut, with a glazed-sugar frosting, and I’m in.

[surreptitious75]

Dead legs and chinese burns and free school milk in the final year before it was abolished and only three television channels too
And chocolate crunch that was harder than concrete for school dessert and a trainer across the backside for running on the grass
And though one was a little too young at the time but the best music that has ever been made in the modern era before or since
As many pancakes as one could eat on Fat Tuesday with jam in the middle and hot porridge in the winter and then in bed by nine

[MagsJ]

@Surrep: British bulldog.. they kept trying to ban it, but we played it like a team sport, and not as an excuse to rough each other up.

It made those long hot Summer lunchtimes more tolerable, and more fun.