Answering Questions with Astrology

when will housing prices cool off?

Spokane.
Will that help?

Good one!

All of them?

And, would it be too much to aks, on which part of Spokane each? If it’s too much to aks say so.

Yo, motherfuckers, I ain’t fucking William Lilly. I started trying to figure this shit out a few months ago. Ask me where your motherfucking keys are.

Give me a sec though I will try anyway. Correlating celestial bodies crossing house limits in New York with price movements in Brent Crude Oil cash contracts to exit a $400 profit trade the exact 5min bar before a full reversal at a multi-month low was what convinced me I could maybe try this shit myself. Black Moon and Pluto where conjunct and wreaking all sorts of havok, timing an absolute nose-dive. I’m not ashamed to say I came in my pants.

But this is different. This horary astrology is not about studying a chart for an event, but studying a chart for a question about an event. It’s a trip, but I kinda love it. And, back in the day, it was considered the first, most basic type of astrology to learn, and then, only much then, would you try to work on birth charts. So they say. In theory, mastering it could give a much more solid understanding of astrology.

OK. When will housing prices cool off.

You’re not gonna like this Smears, but I canna answer your question. I shoulnna answered the impatient young man’s either, but his was more of a borderline case.

There are these things called planetary hours.

Anyway, life is full of disappointments.

The stall is still open though. I know “does not compute” sucks as an answer, and it is always a possible answer, but please don’t be discouraged.

i kinda do like it because 1) it helps me feel right in my skepticism about astrology and 2) you’re dead on about how the answers to things in general aren’t always satisfying.

i was asking because the house that i currently rent was built in 1921 and doesn’t even have an a/c and is like 600k. shit is out of hand.

ok.

when will the wildfire smoke clear out of the city and the surrounding areas for good?

its those damned west coast liberals and their forest fires doing it.

Hey look, I hear ya. This would really work better with people that are on the fence or already all in.

My advice, as you well know, is not to buy shit right now. But you don’t need astrology for that. Eventually markets will correct, and you can have an entry. On the super long term, though, any piece of property of any kind in or near any major city is a good buy at pretty much any price. The only possible con would be for some government project taking it off your hands. But that’s it. Even in an environment of heavy regulation, which most major cities will have anyway, almost no price is too high.

You can probably do a little better though and wait for a correction of some level within the next year or two.

I can’t answer that question either. The reasons would be fairly simple to understand and easy to accept for someone not hostile to the whole idea, but for you… you see what I mean?

You asked me where I was born. The hospital was central Spokane.
Who else do you want to know about?

they.

They?

Have you had a stroke?

duplic8

I asked, where were my parents and siblings born.
And you made answers that were all wrong.
Then you asked where I was born.
I answered that to hlep you figure out your answers.
Now you seem to be asking me where “they” were born.

Are you conceding that Astrology cannot answer my questions or are you willing to keep trying?

Since you got everything wrong I thought that giving you my place of birth might help you.
I can give you some other clues if you want.

This is how I know I had a stroke because everything you say sounds like gibberish. Where were your parents and siblings born?

That’s what you were SUPPOSED to tell me.
Surely now you know where I was born you can have another go.

You are an idiot.

I recently did the natal chart and found that in addition to the aquarius stellium, I also have a saggitarius stellium, which I didn’t know before. This explains my tremendous, tremendous fear of restriction and obligation (to people). I am overly analytical about everything and have absolutely no capacity for emotion. I have to fake it, and I do, to appear normal to lesser mortals. And I don’t appreciate that.