Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Hello F(r)iends,

Tab has nice eyes. He looks like a sexy old goat.

-Thirst

A

WOW you have awesome eyes!! like an angel :smiley:

Wurd?

See I was thinking the dress and the shoes didn’t do the pictures justice this time. Sarax, lets get something straight. You are an attractive woman but if you are going for the whole costume pose in front of the new car thing, then I think you should be more critical.

The dress is cool but it isn’t you. The shoes don’t fit right either. The hat is great, and the faces are good too. The pose with the slight bend at the back showcases your butt, conservatively, which is appropriate of course, but with enough form to indicate a decent amount of “junk,” as it were, in tha trunk.

I’m gonna give you a six this time Sarax, but the one in the first series with the black dress, I think it was, was your best yet. I gave that a seven and a half. Hey, don’t be greedy. I’m sure you could make an eight or nine and I do keep in mind that pictures don’t always do someone justice. Keep up the good work and don’t take your clothes off yet. Oh, and lets keep the posing at a moderate level…nothing to much resembling a mounting position. And forget about what the camera guy says. No we don’t want you to make love to the camera so ignore teasing of that nature.

Go 'head, sista. Make dees playas recognize.

hey hey, its ascot the dress had to be done, and i like that dress and love those shoes. the pose was just me pissing about. but like are you rating me cos like wtf!!!
i’m at least an 8 :stuck_out_tongue:
ok fine
retreats back into her shell to find a paper bag

wow
you have amazing eyes!

now i have to compare your eyes to embracetrees eyes.

your eyes have so much more intellegence behind them, and they are way sexier…they are gorgeous and so deep, i just fell into them…
i dont think i could look into your eyes in person without blushing :blush:

however
embracetrees your eyes are way cuter

i believe my theory is right…when you look into a persons eyes you look into the person, your intelligence, your artistic nature, your philosophical nature, your personality…your eyes show these things.

finally found the camera…

strange how looking into someone’s eyes is so different from looking into their nostrils.

:astonished: I doooo soooo hope that was your wife borrowing your username Thirst. :astonished:

Thank you Sara, you really are very sweet.

Thank you, I would imagine that you and I might spend much time looking into each other’s eyes. Yes, you have beautiful eyes, the sort that one cannot look away from. The colour is amazing.

I’m going to have to agree.

OG,

Your’s look mysterious, there’s a depth to them but you’re hiding it.

A

Hello F(r)iends,

A more recent pic…

Taken by a friend on a camera-phone at a birthday party.
In hand is a girl’s phone number.
When I told my darling wife, she says I passed the test. :smiley:

TAB:
My wife states: “he’s a sexy man” and she puts emphasis on man.
I just happen to think she’s right.

-Thirst

Due to request. I humbly present… myself.

(I’m the good lookin’ one. ^_^)

manifested,

This is a perfect example of a beautiful woman with a fuller body. If she were fully clothed you would never appreciate her beautiful body and MOST men would toss her off as being fat. This is one of the sexiest bodies I have seen on a woman in a long while - I hope you tell her that. Why the HELL do men today want women who look like skinny little boys?

(Tell her Bessy is just some hot guy on the net… LOL)

lady Bessy,

That gross generalization is highly unfair.

Not all men want a waif. Some of us, particularly males of Italian and Hispanic decent, (probably because of certain genetic relation), prefer the robust female form … not fat, just thick.

The female in that picture, although a bit too busty for my tastes, has an elegant line to her midsection, and shows all the fineness of the soft allure of the feminine form.

Even lady Bessy can be wrong … once in awhile. :^o

Manifested is rather… manifested. :laughing: :laughing:

fuck… I crack myself up.

Good for you, Mas. I agree with you about some men, but most men like the skinny woman with the fake boobs. I get a kick out of seeing women at the club naked - how men can get off on touching plastic boobs is beyond me. Women don’t turn me on, but if one did - it would be one who is softer, curvier and one who doesn’t make my body hurt from the bones digging into my skin.

Okok, am I protesting too much? Damn straight. I am curvy - and they’re REAL. Sue me. :laughing:

Hmmm, I think that males of ILP should be allowed to vote on taking that statement at face value, OR, if we should opt for a male ILP concensus, post tweak test, of course. This will allow us to assess the authenticity of the breasts in question, and summarize a determination on said authenticity via popular masculine vote.

Any males in agreement, say “tweak, tweak” or simply raise your hand, tweaking fingers extended.

Tweak, tweak.

-Thirst4Nips

LMMFAO … I knew brother thrist4debauchery wouldn’t be able to let this one go on the slide by … LMMFAO

Males: 2 votes

Females: no voting voice on this one.

LMAO. self-five!!! #-o