Not to shit on your parade but I was reading Rorty.
Though I think the fact that I could actually understand it makes me magical. 
Rorty/magic - same thing.
I’m on to you Pnoom 
Del
this is the most quintessential expression ive ever seen for a “What the fuck are you even talking about?!?” response to some completely retarded bullshit someone just said 
i can guess you typically have an expression somewhat like this while reading posts on ILP… :-"
Truth be told, I was just trying to suck the double chin in.
if you say so 
It actually looks to me like he is looking straight at you and waiting - and daring you to come and destroy him with your awesome power and might.
Hold onto the glasses, Faust - oh forget it, you are doomed - unless 
those glasses turn into wings. 
I’m a student. So naturally, I’m the one saving 7 pounds/7 beers/7packs of pasta by having his head shaved in the dorms bathroom.
You are too too cute Rouzbeh 
Well thank you. I try.
Wow you got about a million replies… so i guess im a million and one. But i just had to compliment you on the lotr quote, love it.
Edit
Here’s me at the end of this summer with the left part of me cut off a bit.
Here’s a good dichotomy:
Lordy
Extremism!
You know Faust, you remind me of my blabbering existentialist burnout ex-hippie philosophy teacher from junior college. Hope that doesn’t offend you.
Me being sick. Also I quit drugs last year so don’t even bring that up.
I have somehow morphed into Edgar Allan Poe.
Mal-2
Cute 
I KNOW RIGHT
All these girls used to crowd around me in middle school and it grossed me out.