Philosophy For Us Dummies

[turtle]

I will admit to being one of the dummies......
Let us start-------
1. How did matter and energy come about?? please define the words how, did, matter,and, energy, come, about.

2. How did life originate???

3. What the fuck is it all about?????

[anon]

please define the words how, did, matter,and, energy, come, about.

You're funny, Turtle.

[phyllo]

Please define the word 'fuck'.

[turtle]

Please define the word 'fuck'.

I hope someone can..............us dummies can't.................

[turtle]

how can my life be moral if the theoretical evidence
for this event is part of socrates final moments...

[turtle]

how can my life be moral if the theoretical evidence
for this event is part of socrates final moments...

disregard that statement-------i am either crazy, autistic, depressed, an idiot, a fucking jerk, or even worse......more to come

[turtle]

i have checked with the other dummmies-------the best religion allows dogs into heaven but not hell...

[turtle]

the dummies are having a hard time defining fuck....
please help us......

[Trevor]

i have checked with the other dummmies-------the best religion allows dogs into heaven but not hell...

Whatabout cats?

[turtle]

i have checked with the other dummmies-------the best religion allows dogs into heaven but not hell...

Whatabout cats?

i will check with the dummies

[turtle]

today dummies we are learning that there is no such thing as disease....it is all about clean living and
personal responsibility.....

[turtle]

today dummies we are learning that there is no such thing as disease....it is all about clean living and
personal responsibility.....

omg------now we have the double slit experiment...
is it a wave or a particle.....where is the observer.

[turtle]

lucis t has taught us today that thought is thought.
listen up dummies------without neurotransmitters there is no thought....without a brain there is no mind.....without a mind there is no thought......but a thought is a thought.....please remember this for our test

[rust]

come on turtle, you gotta dig deeper

[turtle]

come on turtle, you gotta dig deeper

rust help me......do you want to be a dummy.....

[rust]

I've? transend this level, turtle.
Any help I give you now would be invisible.

[turtle]

I've? transend this level, turtle.
Any help I give you now would be invisible.

oh rust we are sad----

can anyone help us----just a simple question--

[turtle]

to us dummies--------we are not the only dummies on ILP..........

[MagsJ]

This thread gave me jokes... thanks


Define... define? then keep defining it until you lose your fucking mind

[lizbethrose]

I've? transend this level, turtle.
Any help I give you now would be invisible.

oh rust we are sad----

can anyone help us----just a simple question--

You don't need help. You say it as it is! Are posters here (myself included) 'philosophers' or egoists?

[turtle]

us dummies want to know what sex is.....
we are confused.....we need a definition but it cant be google stuff....we need to know the spiritual side of this blessed act.....maybe we are missing out....

[turtle]

wake up you dummies---

we need to know more about the good/evil dualism....

also a discussion is needed to determine if a poet is a computer.....

[turtle]

attention us dummies-------
we need to learn what the following means---

1. morality
2. debt
3. poet
4. computer

after that lets have some wine-----

[brevel_monkey]

attention us dummies-------
we need to learn what the following means---

1. morality
2. debt
3. poet
4. computer

after that lets have some wine-----

I strongly suggest having the wine first.

[rust]