There’s a moment when you are first drawn into a film. In this one it’s the same for everyone:
1. Being moody
2. Being bad at maths
3. Being sad
Just how many men are there out in the world hired to kill other men out in the world who [from someone’s point of view] deserve to die? Judging by the film industry’s output there must be millions. And, given that many, a few innocent will get caught in the crossfire. Even children. And hopefully someone will pay for that.
This is a morality tale of sorts. These men kill people. Mostly pieces of shit but occassionally a brother defending a brother and a kid in church in the wrong place at the wrong time.
So justice must be done. And we fall for it over and over and over again. The scripted kind, in other words.
IMDb
The painting that occasions comment even from Ray is “The Last Judgment” by Hieronymous Bosch. Bosch-like symbolism recurs throughout the movie (the dwarf is one example), suggesting that Ray and Ken may indeed encounter their own Last Judgment - or that the waiting period in Bruges is akin to purgatory.
IN BRUGES
Written and directed by: Martin McDonagh
[b]Ray: After I killed him, I dropped the gun in the Thames, washed the residue off me hands in the bathroom of a Burger King, and walked home to await instructions. Shortly thereafter the instructions came through - “Get the fuck out of London, you dumb fucks. Get to Bruges.” I didn’t even know where Bruges fucking was.
[pause]
Ray: It’s in Belgium.
…
Ray: Bruges is a shithole.
Ken: Bruges is not a shithole.
Ray: Bruges is a shithole.
Ken: Ray, we only just got off the fucking train! Could we reserve judgment on Bruges until we’ve actually seen the fucking place?
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Obese Man: Been to the top of the tower?
Ray: Yeah…yeah, it’s rubbish.
Obese: Man: It is? The guide book says it’s a must see.
Ray: Well you lot ain’t going up there.
Obese Man: Pardon me? Why?
Ray: I mean, it’s all narrow winding stairs. I’m not being funny.
Obese Man: What exactly are you trying to say?
Ray: What exactly am I trying to say? Youse a bunch of fuckin’ elephants!
…
Ray: What are they doing over there? They’re filming something. They’re filming midgets!
Ken: Ray…
[Ray runs off and watches Jimmy being instructed by the director, who Jimmy flips the bird to as soon as he leaves]
Ken: Ray, come on. Let’s go.
Ray: My arse let’s go. They’re filming midgets!
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Ray: A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount, actually. Hervé Villechaize off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody from the Time Bandits did. I suppose they must get really sad about like…being really little and that…people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, “short arse”. There’s another famous midget. I miss him but I can’t remember. It’s not the R2D2 man; no, he’s still going. I hope your midget doesn’t kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fucked.
Chloë: He doesn’t like being called a midget. He prefers dwarf.
Ray: This is exactly my point! People going around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf. Of course you’re going to blow your head off.
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[Harry in message]: Number One, why aren’t you in when I fucking told you to be in? Number Two, why doesn’t this hotel have phones with fucking voicemail and not have to leave messages with the fucking receptionist? Number Three, you better fucking be in tomorrow night when I fucking call again or there’ll be fucking hell to pay. I’m fucking telling you - Harry.
Ray: Geez, he’s swears a lot, doesn’t he?
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Ken: Up there, the top altar, is a vial brought back by a Flemish knight from the Crusades in the Holy Land. And that vial, do you know what it’s said to contain?
Ray: No, what’s it said to contain?
Ken: It’s said to contain some drops of Jesus Christ’s blood. Yeah, that’s how this church got its name. Basilica of the Holy Blood.
Ray: Yeah?
Ken: And this blood, right, though it’s dried blood, at different times over many years, they say it turned back into liquid. Turned back into liquid from dried blood. At various times of great stress.
Ray: Yeah?
Ken: Yeah. So, yeah, I’m gonna go up in the queue and touch it, which is what you do.
Ray: Yeah?
Ken: Yeah. You coming?
Ray: Do I have to?
Ken: Do you have to? Of course you don’t have to. It’s Jesus’ fucking blood, isn’t it? Of course you don’t fucking have to! Of course you don’t fucking have to!
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Ray: Murder, father.
Priest: Why did you murder someone, Raymond?
Ray: For money, father.
Priest: For money? You murdered someone for money?
Ray: Yes, father. Not out of anger. Not out of nothing. For money.
Priest: Who did you murder for money, Raymond?
Ray: You, father.
Priest: I’m sorry?
Ray: I said you, father. What are you, deaf?
[Ray raises pistol]
Ray: Harry Waters says hello.
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Priest: The little boy…
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Ken: [looking at a surreal Bosch painting] It’s Judgment Day, you know?
Ray: No. What’s that then?
Ken: Well, it’s, you know, the final day on Earth, when mankind will be judged for the crimes they’ve committed and that.
Ray: Oh. And see who gets into heaven and who gets into hell and all that.
Ken: Yeah. And what’s the other place?
Ray: Purgatory.
Ken: Purgatory…what’s that?
Ray: Purgatory’s kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren’t really shit, but you weren’t all that great either.[/b]
Purgatory. That’s where they are now. They just don’t know it yet.
[b]Ray: Jesus, Ken, I’m trying to talk about…
Ken: I know what you’re trying to talk about.
Ray: I killed a little boy. You keep bringing up the fucking lollipop man.
Ken: You didn’t mean to kill a little boy.
Ray: I know I didn’t mean to…but because of the choices I made, and the course that I put into action, that little boy isn’t here anymore, and he’ll never be here again.
[pause]
Ray: I mean here in the world, not here in Belgium. Well he’ll never be here in Belgium either, will he? I mean, he might’ve wanted to come here when he got older. Don’t know why. And that’s all because of me. He’s dead because of me. And I’m trying to…trying to get me head around it, but I can’t. I will have always have killed that little boy. That ain’t ever going away. Ever. Unless…maybe I go away.
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Chloë: So what do you do, Raymond?
Ray: I…shoot people for money.
Chloë: [smiling] What kinds of people?
Ray: Priests, children…you know, the usual.
Chloë: Is there a lot of money to be made in that business?
Ray: There is for priests. There isn’t for children. So what is it you do, Chloë?
Chloë: I sell cocaine and heroin to Belgian film crews.
Ray: Do you?
Chloë: Do I look like I do?
Ray: You do, actually. Do I…look like I shoot people?
Chloë: No. Just children.
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Ray: I saw your midget today. Little prick didn’t even say hello.
Chloë: Well, he’s on a lot of ketamine.
Ray: What’s that?
Ray: Um, horse tranquilizer.
Ray: Horse tranquilizer? Where’d he get that?
Chloë: I sold it to him.
Ray: You can’t sell horse tranquilizers to a midget!
…
Ray: [punching a tourist he presumes is American]: That’s for John Lennon, you Yankee fuckin’ cunt![/b]
Turns out he was Canadian.
[b]Harry [to Ken]: Give me a call when he’s dead.
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Ken: I was not aware that there were any prostitutes in Bruges.
Jimmy: You just have to look in the right places…brothels are good.
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Ray: You from America?
Jimmy: Yeah. Don’t hold it against me.
Ray: Well, that’s for me to decide, isn’t it?
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Ken: [standing up to leave and picking up his coat] Two wanky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I’m heading home.
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Ray: So hang on. Would all of the white midgets in the world be fighting against all of the black midgets in the world?
Jimmy: Yeah.
Ray: That would make a good film.
Jimmy: You don’t know how much shit I’ve had to take off of black midgets, man.
Ken: See, Jimmy, my wife was black. And I loved her very much. And in 1076, she was murdered by a white man. So, where the fuck am I supposed to stand in all this blood and carnage?
Jimmy: Did they get the guy who did it?
Ken: A friend of mine got him.
Ray: Harry Waters got him?[/b]
See how many permutations there can be? Have you got a philosophy actually able to cover them all? Or does Mo’s “objectivity” do the trick?
[b]Ken: What the fuck are you doing, Ray?
Ray: What the fuck are’you doing?
[Ken sticks pistol behind his back]
Ken: Nothing.
Ray: Oh, my God…you were gonna kill me.
Ken: No, I wa - You were gonna kill yourself!
Ray: Well… I’m allowed.
Ken: No, you’re not!
Ray: What? I’m not allowed, and you are? How’s that fair?
…
Ken: You’re a suicide case.
Ray: And you’re trying to shoot me in the fucking head.
Ken: You’re not getting that gun back.
Ray: A great day this has turned out to be. I’m suicidal, me mate tries to kill me, me gun gets nicked and we’re still in fuckin’ Bruges!
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Ken: Listen, I’m gonna give you some money and put you on a train somewhere.
Ray: Back to England?
Ken: You can’t go back to England, Ray. You’d be a dead man!
Ray [crying]: I want to be a dead man. Have you been missing something?
Ken: You don’t want to be a dead man, Ray.
Ray: I killed a little boy!
Ken: Then save the next little boy.
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Natalie: [Harry gets angry at Ken and is destroying the phone] Harry. Harry! It’s a inanimate fucking object!
Harry: [to wife] You’re an inanimate fuckin’ object!
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Harry: [to Yuri] An Uzi? I’m not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn’t come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.
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Harry: Well?
Ken: The boy is suicidal, Harry. He’s a wa;lking dead man. Keeps going on about Hell and Purgatory…
Harry: When I phoned you yesterday, did I ask you, “Ken, will you do me a favor and become Ray’s psychiatrist, please?” No, What I think I asked you was, “Could you blow his fucking head off for me?”
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Harry: Let me get this right. Not only have you refused to kill the boy, you even stopped the boy from killing himself, which would’ve solved my problem, which would’ve solved your problem, which sounds like it would’ve solved the boy’s problem.
Ken: It wouldn’t have solved his problem.
Harry: Ken, if I had killed a little kid, accidentally or otherwise, I wouldn’t have thought twice. I’d killed myself on the fucking spot. On the fucking spot. I would’ve stuck the gun in me mouth. On the fucking spot!
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Harry: I have the capacity to change.
Ken: Yeah, you do. You’ve the capacity to get worse. Harry, let’s face it. And I’m not being funny, I mean no disrespect, but you’re a cunt. You’re a cunt now, you’ve always been a cunt. And the only thing that can change is you becoming a bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That’s going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn’t I?
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Ken: I’m gonna die now, I think.
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Harry: Oh, I see.
Ray: No Harry, he’s not…
Harry [putting the gun in his mouth]: You’ve got to stick to your principles.
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Ray [voiceover]: There’s a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents underneath it that’ll never be opened. And I thought, if I survive all of this, I’d go to that house, apologize to the mother there, and accept whatever punishment she chose for me. Prison… death… didn’t matter. Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, I wouldn’t be in fuckin’ Bruges. But then, like a flash, it came to me. And I realized, fuck man, maybe that’s what Hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in fuckin’ Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn’t die. I really really hoped I wouldn’t die.[/b]