Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

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That image that you put in, MagsJ, of the dancing bats was soooooooooooooo cool. I wonder who choreographed it?

Excuse me, but the first award must be different from the second award, and Fuse has got the first award, and you have got the second award.

I had expected you to win the 1st prize and the flowers already in my left hand size=150[/size], but then Fuse came and won quickly [size=150]([/size] :astonished: [size=90]but also [/size] =D> [size=150])[/size].

Good luck for the next contest, Mags! :slight_smile:

This is the only snake I find aesthetically appealing, Atheris hispida. I’m even thinking of changing my name to Atheris, but it kind of sounds too serious for somebody like me. Then again, my current one is unfit too now that I have come to terms with my sexuality.

…you mean your asexualness? Must have been all those threesomes you partook in… most probably wore the novelty of sex right off.

Are you the little boy in the picture Eric?

No - I’m, actually, the little girl on the left.

Can I feel up your chest? I’m not making sexual advances towards you, purely in the name of science.

Yes, but you have to pay me first.

100 dollars for a a quick feel up

350 for oral

650 for regular sex

Anal costs an additional 200 dollars.

How about a $500 starbucks giftcard, and I get to tie you up for a weekend and use you however I want in a room, pooring hot candle wax all over you and spanking you with a horsecrop?

Eh, sounds reasonable. Deal.

I want to hire a prostitute to come over and do my laundry.

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Look at this beast.

And again.

Fear him.

That’s pretty steep dude. I’d go 500 for overnight no holes barred at the most.

There are hookers on backpage and craigslist who pretend to be maids but are obviously just whores. Basically, they do their ads that way so that if they show up at a sting operation they can just be like, “shit man I was just coming to clean the room nothing illegal about that”. But actually, they’re whores. What’s really fun to do is to call em up and have em come over thinking they’re gonna get some, and then actually make em clean your house.

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Glad to see you’re still about xzc :slight_smile:

Oh my god - he’s the cutest. Aside from being a “beast”, is he a beast? I love animals.

Those lounge pants look rather comfy.

The dog isn’t wearing lounge pants, it is merely lounging. You shouldn’t look at a hairy mutt dog on a couch, and take fashion inspiration from it. It’s unbecoming of a woman.