Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Can I feel up your chest? I’m not making sexual advances towards you, purely in the name of science.

Yes, but you have to pay me first.

100 dollars for a a quick feel up

350 for oral

650 for regular sex

Anal costs an additional 200 dollars.

How about a $500 starbucks giftcard, and I get to tie you up for a weekend and use you however I want in a room, pooring hot candle wax all over you and spanking you with a horsecrop?

Eh, sounds reasonable. Deal.

I want to hire a prostitute to come over and do my laundry.

Look at this beast.

And again.

Fear him.

That’s pretty steep dude. I’d go 500 for overnight no holes barred at the most.

There are hookers on backpage and craigslist who pretend to be maids but are obviously just whores. Basically, they do their ads that way so that if they show up at a sting operation they can just be like, “shit man I was just coming to clean the room nothing illegal about that”. But actually, they’re whores. What’s really fun to do is to call em up and have em come over thinking they’re gonna get some, and then actually make em clean your house.

Glad to see you’re still about xzc

Oh my god - he’s the cutest. Aside from being a “beast”, is he a beast? I love animals.

Those lounge pants look rather comfy.

The dog isn’t wearing lounge pants, it is merely lounging. You shouldn’t look at a hairy mutt dog on a couch, and take fashion inspiration from it. It’s unbecoming of a woman.

I’m coming to your house, he looks like wants to play catch.

Hey, don’t insult the beautiful beast. I think it’s fur is gorgeous and a nice bronze color (I think).
Look at the likes of you - always walking around with a cat on your head.

The first one does. He’s expecting something.
The second image looks like he’s already played too much catch. He’s pleasantly exhausted and asleep.

Cheesy, I love it.

Well, I can get down and dirty with the rest of them.

Carpe Diem, Blurry

Tell that to this woman.

I live in a shady neighborhood, and everyone’s afraid of him. He looks adorable, but he’s very territorial and his bark is incredibly deep.

The weather’s crappy in FL, but he wouldn’t mind.