Nevermind, you wouldn’t get it
You don’t think I’d get it?
Come on man. I get everything.
Ooooh, burn… er, is it?
I have a black great grandfather… so I’m part black… hence very curly hair 
I’m black…from the waist down.
Where do women have the curliest hair?
… in Africa
BA DUM TISH!
I posted that picture because I sent it to Erik a while back, and yesterday he decided to use it to blackmail me, as though he actually had something on me that I would like to keep secret.
Very silly boy.
Here’s the conversation:
I like to play with my food before I eat it.
I’m waiting…
Bring some pepto bismol, I’m rather indigestible.
Weak
Weaker than this wait?
Where are the goods?
Beautiful
But not as beautiful as Lyssa.
Didn’t you say you were getting bored of my antics?
Makes me think of you.
I remember when that group did that song live at MTV spring break. Pauly Shore was there. That’s old school shit lol.
Sigh…
If only I could be one of the beautiful people…
I still play this every now and then for no particular reason because it’s so damn catchy.
I have a friend from Barbacena who looks just like you, and he’s gay too. So many coincidences. You and him would have the most beautiful butt children.