Theater Of The Absurd

There’s a lot of dead ends in that profession, joker, and youre often expected to work long hours… so you know you’ll be dead beat after work. Think it over first.

With which ones, the living or the dead ones?

Just kidding…Hello to you as well.

I don’t like much of the living either.

That’s my goal really, to misappropiate ten years of government public funds, grants, and loans for ten years without working all that much. The way I see it the United States isn’t going to last another ten years socially or economically anyways where I am just going to have all the fun I can get over this abysmal cliff…

Bernie Sanders will save us

The United States and the entire world is fucked. Everybody around the world knows this except for the majority of idiotic American sheople. It really doesn’t matter who wins next election whether it be a Trump, Hitlery, or Sanders.

They’re all going to fuck up the entire nation more so than it already is where I support them all only in that I would like nothing more than a collapsed American empire falling into chaos, anarchy, and civil war for my own personal ends.

My only problem is that I wish they would hurry up the entire shit storm of a nation in that I am not getting any younger over here.

Canada will occupy the Midwest as peace keepers, force everyone into refugee camps, force you onto Canadian socialism. They will make everyone say “God Save The Queen” before each meal. If you misbehave, they will make you work in the oil sands.

Funny. While all that goes on I will be contemplating things like highway robbery, home invasions, and kidnapped soldier hostage negotiations.

I will find half starved women providing them with food and security for my own exclusive sexual use or needs.

Hmmm… you sound like a FEMA Camp Guard. Ever thought about just working for them, so your always on the safe side. You know they will always have good, and food gets you BJs during disasters.

careers.fema.gov/find-job

Shit… look at all those sign language interpreter jobs, outrageous pay.

How do you get certified for that? I can see you practicing sign language in a cabin by yourself.

Found one, security at FEMA. Basic guard duty, paid more than a doctor:
fema.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/427205100

The limit is 185500 last I checked. That’s enough for an undergrad degree at a public school with a 5th year master’s and part of the cost of medical school if you want to be a Dr. You’ll graduate 200k in debt.

I don’t care about sides. They’re all the same to me with similar outcomes.

The only side I care about is my own. Government, revolutionaries, or even civilians. Fuck em all.

If you want to fuck those people, fine, but I tend to target the attractive women to sleep with myself. But hey, if you want sex from gov and revolutionaries, so be it, swing your dick however.

Debt doesn’t really matter to me. Once the economy collapses all debts will become erased overnight.

What part of me only being on the side of my own did you not understand?

So, what’s your plan? Stay in the Phillipines indefinitely?

Doubtful, debt is forever, even if the government collapses, no guarantee your creditors will too.

When the government collapses creditors will be the first to catch the bullet.

At any rate I don’t think you understand how a giant catastrophy can wipe out in wholesale all forms of economic infrastructure. Believe what you want.

That’s some pretty wishful thinking there.

You say that now…

Didn’t you say the government was going to collapse and all that years ago?