These days, you should not be white, not be male, not be heterosexual, not be Christian - and all those who are still white, male, heterosexual, Christian should never be fathers, thus never have children.
The funny part is that you’re still wearing my hand-me-downs. First, the Joker and now, Merlin and Gandalf. Tell me, how are you enjoying my sloppy seconds?
It wasn’t that hard of a thing to do. I told people I was really good at walking away. They didn’t listen. Not just a master in my own mind, of course, either. ‘The’ Master. might as well bring it to a razor’s edge, after all. It’s the best pen for detailing paper flesh canvas.
It’s funny you should say that. One day in a different life, we ran into each other out in the desert. Doesnt matter which desert, just ‘a desert’. Well, he had the draw on me, dead to rights, coulda shot me and instead, takes notice of a steaming pile of coyote shit. He kept the gun pointed at me and told me to eat shit or die. So, I acquiesced. As soon as his attention wandered just a little bit, I knocked the gun out of his hands, grabbed it up and made him eat from the same pile of shit.
I don’t know if you could call it a ‘date’, but we did eat lunch together.