[b]Existential Comics
Here are a few small things that everyone can do to help the environment:
- turn off the lights when you leave a room
- use a reusable water bottle
- take the bus instead of driving
- guillotine the rich
- recycle[/b]
Let’s put them in the right order.
What would philosophers say about twitter?
Heidegger: it alienated us from authentic being.
Adorno: it destroys genuine dialogue.
Kierkegaard: it distracts us from the real problems of life.
Schopenhauer: how tf does Hegel have more followers than me?!
Let’s put them in the right order.
Obama is the greatest American President because he figured out how to recover from a recession without giving any concessions to the working class, and in fact transferring even more wealth to the rich.
Well, he is a future Bilderberger. If he’s not one already.
Hilarious when people say that philosophy is useless and we shouldn’t bother with it.
Like they looked at the world and thought to themselves “the big problem I see is that too many people are questioning what they are told. People need to think less.”
Or, sure, not hilarious at all.
Science: what is there?
Philosophy: how do we know?
Literature: why do we bother?
Poetry: how can we make it rhyme?
Two words: free verse.
The funniest anti-communist argument is that “it is human nature to be selfish.” As though property rights naturally follow from this fact, and ten thousand workers should devote their lives to enrich the one man who owns the factory, because they are…naturally selfish?
Yep, that’s their argument.