weird facts

I didn’t grow up, entirely, in a European country.

Life is so unfair to agean.
Here I am sitting on almost 13% of sub-saharan A grade booty genes, and yet I have fair skin and blue eyes.
What would he do for fair skin and blue eyes??

Have you considered getting an ancestry lab test printed onto a shirt, and then wearing it?

68% and 32% produces some unexpected synthesis.
Blue eyes and back mind.
Who said the eyes are the mirror to the soul?

It produces future consequences.
It dilutes and regresses. Like 32% water in 68% oil.

Weird fact
The only things that matter are…
Eating - Drinking
Shitting - Defecating
Sleeping - Resting
Playing - Enjoying life
Fucking - Fornicating
Home - A safe dry place to keep your stuff in and to sleep and fornicate.

Nothing else ought to mater.
Like manimals we ought to revert back to our animal state, and be cynical and indifferent towards anything that does not impact the six important things about life.
Then pray for the circumstances that ensure these six things to remain accessible. I say pray because you ought not to care about anything that may threaten them if it doesn’t immediately do so.
Miscegenation in action. A regression.
Dumbing-Down.

More people believe in aliens than they do god.

Weird…US pilots and Russians have reported strange vehicles, able of performing speeds and maneuvers no earthly technology can.

Yeah lol, and also that aliens have been visiting and shaping Earths history for millennia a’la Ancient Aliens… an addictive series to watch.

Some years back, there was a televised NASA broadcast, in which one of their top guys said that in the near future they would be revealing what’s really been going on and etc., to the public.

A few years back, there were 3 beams of light in a row hovering over London one night, but the odd thing was that they were floating in mid-air, and sweeping across the area. After almost an hour or so, they instantly disappeared… not fly off, or shoot off into the night sky, but simply vanish. Not the Met, nor the Aviation Authorities, or anyone, knew what they were or where they had come from. Most of London saw them, but we never got answers.

In Battleship, the way the alien missiles rip those ships apart is ruthless… especially the spherical missiles that rip through them like butter.

The minute your Whatsapp or Social Network contacts see that you’re online, they think it’s ok to start calling you because you’re up for talking. Um, no!

I’m not going to say it’s aliens… but it’s aliens.

did a vehicle come from somewhere out there… just to land in the andes? was it round and did it have a motor, or was it something different?

What was even weirder, was the fact that everyone was so laissez faire about it… I guess there was no point in being otherwise, but to simply be in awe of the event and move on.

weird fact: when santa climbs down the ILP chimney on christmas day, aegean will be climbing up it.

will they be able to pass each other in such a narrow space?

discuss.

I think Prom and Aegean should duel to near-death.

Choose your weapons, sirs?

:laughing:

i haven’t taken down my silver-plated stainless steel titanium trimmed keyboard (with single shot, burst, or automatic settings) from the mantle where it’s rested, for over a decade, madam.

there are no monsters here. i believe derrida said it best: monsters cannot be announced. one cannot say: ‘Here are our monsters,’ without immediately turning the monsters into pets.

I merely jest…

May be… 8-[ lol

If you watch TV in the UK, every so often, on one quiz show or another, you will very often hear the question: What year did rationing end in the UK? The answer is always the same: 1954. That’s a fact.

The minute a ship sinks, the crew stop getting paid, because apparently it’s no longer a ship.

Pistachio nuts are not allowed in cargo holds of ships, as they are one of the items marked as combustible, because they are known to spontaneously combust.

Coconuts kill about 150 people a year, from falling on their heads, so double the amount of those killed in shark attacks.


Great white sharks are truly afraid of killer whales

The MoD recently declassified all UFO-sightings reports, and so allowing those sightings to be investigated, documented, and televised.

Get on with it already, and tell us All what we already know!