Chesslings

Alright so I play badly a lot of times and lose shit games forever. Fuck am I, wunderkind Hendrikson?

I can chase a king down like a dawge though

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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgJW9DnO1tM[/youtube]

Lets take the bishop, what did I take, I took the bishop.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2zg-66eTY8[/youtube]

The king in the past cant move.

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Damn.

bona fide [size=85]adjective[/size]

bo·​na fide | \ ˈbō-nə-ˌfīd
, ˈbä-; ˌbō-nə-ˈfī-dē, -ˈfī-də

Definition of bona fide

  1. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPOgGGsRnx0[/youtube]
  2. neither specious nor counterfeit : genuine has become a bona fide celebrity
  3. made with earnest intent : sincere a bona fide proposal
    4 law. made in good faith without fraud or deceit a bona fide offer to buy a farm

Painfully sexy discovered mate
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE58lPy2gGk[/youtube]

Doesn’t get any memer than Hikaru.

I had a plan but I won on time

Next up: Chess and astrology…

astrologyweekly.com/astrolo … -chess.php

We’d be done fairly quickly; chess payers have Mars-Sun combinations. It’s the most purely masculine human endeavor Ive seen.

(Which is why you will stay as far away from it as you stay from yourself;)

Again, as I noted on my astrology thread:

You will either make that attempt or not. Not on this thread of course but that’s why I created the astrology thread.

Next up: chess and value ontology.

“chess payers have Mars-Sun combinations.”

Some, many, or all?

Okay an actual question, I have to do some actual research now.

Ok actually Pluto is in there usually as well. That’s interesting, as it’s the same with soldiers and martial artists, fighters.

Mars, Mars-Pluto, Mars-Sun.

Where’s your Mars, Brian.

Biggies Mars is definitely well hidden, in a feminine cluster or something.

Your Mars is strongly placed, afflicted clearly somewhat to Saturn - ?

“Okay an actual question, I have to do some actual research now.”

You’re supposed to do the research before you make this assessment. As you state it, the chess players who are ‘done fairly quickly’ do so because they have mars-sun combinations.

“We’d be done fairly quickly; chess payers have Mars-Sun combinations.”

Now what if you discovered that more chess players than not who are ‘done fairly quickly’ have no Mars-sun combinations?

You’d have to publicly retract your thesis and you’d loss all credibility in the eyes of professional astrologers.

Always do your research first, son. Even if what you are practicing is pseudo-science, you should still adhere to the proper rules of induction and experiment.

My mars is in sagittarius, ‘the most philosophical of all the signs’ - Mr. Mojo Risin

Yeah, I figured. Stupid I didn’t write it down. Stupid I write this down now.

Its like trading. I invariably have good ideas but very rarely act on them.

I saw Mars with lots of space and abrasiveness, a happy Mars essentially.

Anyway, I was simply keeping my efforts minimal to bigs. I had done a bunch of research few years back telling me Mars-Sun combos are strikingly common with these players. I exaggerated to bigs, didn’t expect anyone to ask for real. It’s a first out here, someone asking an intelligent question.

Edit - Bigs Mars is in… Pisces?

Just as I post this I get a notice copper reaches another peak -

I bought some when Venus and Sun went into Taurus because Venus rules Copper and Taurus, sold it on second thought, of course the damned thing keeps rising ever since.

Fuck I hate this.

I hate this I hate this. You can see why people jumped from windows.

edit - not being serious here.

Im just gonna watch some more Hikaru.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrNuF1C6Co0[/youtube]

Just, my gufkimny.

  1. e4 c6 { B10 Caro-Kann Defense } 2. Nf3 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. d4 Bg4?! { (0.00 → 0.51) Inaccuracy. Nc6 was best. } (4… Nc6 5. c3 Bg4 6. Bf4 e6 7. Nbd2 Bf5 8. Bg3 h5 9. h3) 5. h3 Bf5 6. c4 e6 7. c5 Nc6 8. Nc3 b6?? { (0.90 → 6.99) Blunder. Be4 was best. } (8… Be4 9. Ng5 Bf5 10. Bd3 Bxd3 11. Qxd3 Nge7 12. Nf3 Ng6 13. O-O Be7 14. b4 b6 15. Re1) 9. Bb5 Rc8 10. Ba6?? { (7.83 → 2.69) Blunder. Bxc6+ was best. } (10. Bxc6+ Rxc6) 10… Rb8?? { (2.69 → 6.30) Blunder. bxc5 was best. } (10… bxc5 11. Qa4 f6 12. O-O Kf7 13. Nb5 Rc7 14. Nxc7 Qxc7 15. Bb5 Nge7 16. dxc5 g5 17. Be3) 11. Bb5 Rc8 12. O-O? { (6.68 → 3.93) Mistake. Bxc6+ was best. } (12. Bxc6+ Rxc6) 12… bxc5?! { (3.93 → 4.95) Inaccuracy. f6 was best. } (12… f6 13. Re1) 13. dxc5?? { (4.95 → 1.71) Blunder. Qa4 was best. } (13. Qa4 Ne7 14. dxc5 f6 15. Nd4 Qd7 16. Rd1 g5 17. Bxc6 Rxc6 18. b4 a6 19. Nxc6 Nxc6) 13… Bxc5 14. Ne5?! { (1.39 → 0.37) Inaccuracy. Bxc6+ was best. } (14. Bxc6+ Rxc6) 14… Qd6?? { (0.37 → 6.46) Blunder. Ne7 was best. } (14… Ne7 15. Qa4) 15. Bf4 Bb6 16. Qa4 Ne7 17. Nxf7 Qxf4 18. Nxh8?? { (6.23 → -2.42) Blunder. Qxf4 was best. } (18. Qxf4) 18… Bc7?? { (-2.42 → 5.69) Blunder. g5 was best. } (18… g5 19. Kh1 Qxa4 20. Bxa4 Kf8 21. g4 Bd3 22. Rfe1 e5 23. Bxc6 Rxc6 24. Rxe5 Bd4 25. Rxg5) 19. Bxc6+ Kd8?? { (5.65 → Mate in 1) Checkmate is now unavoidable. Kf8 was best. } (19… Kf8 20. Qxf4) 20. Qa6?? { (Mate in 1 → Mate in 1) Lost forced checkmate sequence. Nf7# was best. } (20. Nf7#) 20… Qh2# { Black wins by checkmate. } 0-1

Only in chess. Well and war, but then.

  1. d4 d5 2. e3 Nc6 3. c4 Nf6 4. Nf3 e6 5. Nc3 Bd6 6. c5 Be7 7. Bb5 Bd7 8. Qa4 O-O 9. O-O a6 10. Bd3 b5 11. Qc2 Nb4 12. Qd2 Bc6 13. a3 Ne4 14. Bxe4 dxe4 15. Nxe4 Bxe4 16. Qxb4 Bxf3 17. gxf3 Bh4 18. c6 Qg5+ 19. Kh1 Qf5 20. f4 Qe4+ 21. Kg1 Qxc6 22. f3 a5 23. Qd2 Rfd8 24. Qg2 Bf6 25. Kh1 Qd5 26. Rb1 c5 27. dxc5 Qxc5 28. b4 axb4 29. axb4 Qc4 30. Rg1 Ra1 31. Bb2 Bxb2 32. Qxb2 g6 33. Rxa1 Qd3 34. Qf6 Rf8 35. Rge1 Qd5 36. Kg2 Qd2+ 37. Kg3 Qxb4 38. h4 Qc5 39. e4 Re8 40. e5 b4 41. h5 b3 42. h6 Kf8 43. Rab1 Qc2 44. Qg7+ Ke7 45. Qf6+ Kf8 46. Ra1 b2 47. Ra7 Qc3 48. Qg7#