This movie really – really – hit home. At the time of its release, I was myself involved in a relationship with a woman [a married woman] who was in fact in possession of her very own green card. It was by far – emotionally, intellectually, sexually – the most tumultuous relationship I had ever been in. And still to this day. She was a Thai citizen who had come to America to earn a degree in art at MICA. Here in Baltimore. But when she decided to stay she entered into her own “marriage of convenience”. And then [insert moans and groans here] an unbelievely complex conflagration ensued between us.
In the end? Well, let’s just say she is still married to him. It turned out it really wasn’t just a “marriage of convenience” after all.
This film of course focuses instead on a marriage that unequivocally started out as one of convenience. She needs a husband to gain access to the residence of her dreams…and he needs a wife to gain access to the green card. Needless to say they could not possibly be more incompatable. But one way or the other they have to dupe the immigration officials in the government. They have to convince them they really are madly in love; and plan to spend the rest of their lives together happily ever married.
So, among other things, that means they must move in together. At least long enough to know as much about the other as possible. You know, in order to get their stories straight when the interviews begin.
Think the Odd Couple if they were gay. And if one of them was a Frenchman. And if marriage was an option back then.
Sure, you know right from the start where this one is going. But the trials and the tribulations along the way make it all worth watching. I mean, they are really incompatable when all of this begins.
Look for Larry Wright over the opening credits: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Wrig … et_drummer
at wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Card_(film
trailer: youtu.be/JkB9NBoHrLw
GREEN CARD [1990]
Written and directed by Peter Weir
[b]Brontë [to Georges]: We don’t have to like each other. We just have to get married.
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Georges [bidding Bronte farewell after they are, uh, married]: Okay, so, uh, good luck with your life.
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Bronte: So what happens next?
Anton [who arranged the “marriage”]: That’s it. You don’t even have to see him again.
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Bronte [to the folks who will decide if she gets the apartment]: Look, I’m very aware of the situation. It’s just that… well, I could bring the garden back to the way the late professor had it. I don’t want to get too technical, but the moracus syconia needs thinning… and the crinums and the zamias are sadly neglected. The chamaedorea’s root bound, and special care must be taken… for the poor cyathaceae dicksonia. Not to mention the cordyline or the heliconia. And there’s work nurturing the aspidistra… begonias, the bromeliads.[/b]
Then, having established that while her “husband” is in Africa now, he is not actually an African, she gets the apartment.
[b]Georges [a waiter in a restaurant, to Bronte taking her order]: And, uh… for mademoiselle? Or is it madame?
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Brontë [trying to shift all the blame for their bogus marriage onto Georges]: You stroll around my apartment, touching my things. Do you know what trouble you’ve gotten me into? Do you?!
Georges: I’m sorry, Betty.
Brontë: It’s Bronte.
Georges: Oh.
Brontë: It’s hopeless…
Georges: The coffee?
Brontë: The coffee? I’m about to go to jail, you’re gonna be deported and you’re worried about the coffee?
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Gorsky [INS official investigating their marriage]: May I use your bathroom?
Georges: My what?
Gorsky: Your bathroom.
Georges: What for?[/b]
Not a good answer.
[b]Lawyer: They want a second interview on Monday. This is Friday. That gives you the weekend to get your stories straight.
Bronte: Two days? Well, I don’t see why he has to move in. Why can’t he just meet me here in the park or something?
Lawyer: Because this interview’s going to be in-depth. They’re gonna question you separately. They’re gonna want to know the colour of each other’s toothbrush. Uh, what does he like to eat? Does he snore? You’re gonna have to, uh, study each other’s habits. It’s like you’re cramming for an exam.
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Lawyer: Just get your stories straight. By Monday evening this’ll all be over…and we can start planning the divorce.
Bronte: I can’t wait.
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Bronte: Georges writes for the ballet. He’s an old friend. He’s…
Georges: …not gay.
Bronte: Of course not.
Lauren: Good.
Bronte: He just couldn’t find a hotel. And he’s been in Africa.
Georges: Look, we just old friends. So I don’t fuck her.
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Georges: You begin the lie when you married. I didn’t make you lie. You always blame me. You did it too.
Bronte: Did what?
Georges: Married me! I did it for the green card. Why did you do it? No one made you! No one!
Bronte: Outside! Outside!
Georges: If you push me to be a beast, I can be a beast, so take care!
[he knocks a picture off the wall breaking the glass]
Bronte: Now look what you’ve done! You silly French oaf!
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Georges [to Bronte]: You like plants better than people.
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Bronte: The Adlers are thinking about giving some trees to a gardening group I’m in. Bronte: What’s that?
Bronte: Oh, it’s…,it’s just a gardening group. We go into poor areas, like the Lower East Side, and…
Georges: I came from that life. You waste your time.
Bronte: What?
Georges: Yeah. Nothing will change down there. It will always be that way. Better to forget about it.
Bronte: Forget about it?
Georges: Yeah. Look, the trees are very good. Yes, sure, sure. But you can’t eat the trees. Bronte: Well, nothing changes without hope.
Georges: Oh, you think the gardens make hope?
Bronte:Well, it’s something.
Georges: The trees are very good, yes, but go to the country if you want trees.
Bronte: Huh? You try telling that to the children. They live with chaos, despair. You may think it’s nothing to give them a garden to plant…or trees to climb, but at least it’s doing something.
Georges: If it amuses you, then do it.
Bronte: Amuses me?!
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Georges: Phil…he’s not right for you.
Bronte: Oh, really? He knows more about people’s feelings than you’ll ever know.
Georges: Feelings? You don’t have feelings at all.
Bronte: You snore, and your manners are atrocious.
Georges: Ah, if you think that’s important, you’re a snob.
Bronte: Well, you’re a slob, you’re overweight, you’re disgusting!
Georges: But you live your life like you got it from a book. And Phil? Oh, yes, you make-a nice love with Phil, like-a vegetables. You need a fuck.
Bronte: That’s the language of the gutter, where you came from and where you’ll end up.
Georges: I am… I am the gutter, yes. But you…you are like a plant. A ca-ca… cactus!
Bronte: I once said I had no opinion of you, and now I do. I hate you. I really hate you!
Georges: Good, good. Your first feeling. Good!
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Bronte: Your father’s name, was it Bertrand or Bernard?
Georges: Rene.
Bronte: Oh.[/b]