My greatest fear, is that some angry feminist or Michael Moore is gonna shoot Trump with one of the guns they banned. Then Pence will become President and will nuke the entire world. At least Hillary would only nuke Russia, China, Africa, the Middle East, America, and Europe. Pence will nuke the entire world, even India, Antartica, and Australia.
Therefore we should not vote for Trump for his own good. It is in his best interest not to vote for him. What’s stopping Hillary from killing him? She’s already killed four people, what’s stopping her from killing more? Hillary is a mass-murderer. She could even kill me, you, she could kill everyone on these philosophy boards. She could kill everyone on every philosophy boards everywhere. She could even use the money from her crooked corporation’s donations and make a time machine and kill you before you were ever born, that’s how bad she wants this election. I say give it to her, if you value your own safety. But there will be consequences, Hillary Shillary Clinton, Crooked Hillary will ban every philosophy boards everywhere, every philosophy boards ever made, she will ban philosophy itself, and force us all to listen to Nikki Minaj music until the day we die, which isn’t gonna be very long because she will nuke Russia, China, America, Africa, the Middle East, and Europe, and we will all die anyway.
If Hillary gets elected President, she will be impeached by Day 1, or fall ill to her mental illness and ailing health, and we get Kaine as president, gives Trump 4 years to regroup, recoup, complain about days that could have been had he been elected, and get ready his next speeches.
So the NSA may ask me some questions, ask me what I mean by the angry feminist mob, and how will I protect trump from the angry feminist mob that will inevitably rise after his inauguration. And I will say this, I can protect trump better than you ever could. Fact is, I would lock him in the White House all day every day and he’d be okay with it, why because I can give him 5 hot bikini babes a day. You ask him “5 bikini babes a day” and I say, “Yeah, hey, it’s the Trump way. We’re making America great again. We can ‘do it’ with Trump. Do it with 5 hot bikini babes a day. And that’s what I mean by make America great again.”