What are you doing? (Part 1)

MagsJ · January 14, 2015, 3:37pm

Weights and water time, followed by refuelling on salmon courgette and sweet-potato mash

I recently learned of the extremely detrimental side effects I could have suffered when my iron was dangerously low as to be non-existent in my blood stream so having to make my heart work Nths times faster in order to get oxygen to my vital organs, but the doctors failed to tell me any of this

…but at least I’ll work harder at staying well

MagsJ · January 14, 2015, 3:41pm

Oh a pretty cool thing to be called… the man had such flair and manner.

I’ll have to go check out your angry musings over there

d63 · January 14, 2015, 9:42pm

“d63 is a veritable sweetheart.”

LOve ya, man!
To which the proper response is:

“Forget it d63, you’re not getting my last Bud-Lite.”

ended6 · January 14, 2015, 10:17pm

Hey! What the hell are you doing outside of your thread! Get back in there immediately!

Oh that dungeon mentality wearing off you is it? Feeling a little daring are you?

Not on my watch!
You must ask your master satyr for permission.

Go on, do it!
On your knees…

Beg!
Beg!

Beg to be released for a moment, a chance to roam free and be instantly excited with the thought of independence!

A new beggining…

But NO!

you’re not ready for it are you? What’s the point, don’t bother yourself with such ideas, they must only be destructive…lonely like the moon…

There, there…
Back into your cage…my sweet child…where you will be safe.

Kriswest · January 15, 2015, 12:42am

My boss signed title of her Buick over to me… Daaamn. She is the best.A few months ago she surprised me by letting me use it to get to and from work so that my husband could have our truck for his work (self employed). This gift is meant to allow me to have more freedom to go where I want or need without having to time it with my husband. Hell, I never complained, nor did my husband, we never said a darn thing… she just cared enough. It about brought tears to my eyes.

Arminius · January 15, 2015, 4:16am

Orb:

I have had a bad day. First I go to my daughter to babysit the infant and I ask her husband if the baby has eaten yet he says yes, he has and is ready to wake. then he wakes up hungry find the bottle on the table, and start feeding him, about half a bottle, then he comes out of the shower and says didn’t you know that bottle has beein sitting there since Saturday? and I go no I didn’t I thought that was a bottle which you just fed him from. So the baby gets sick. Vomiting, call the doctors, they say keep an eye on him. The he seems ok, and I leave to the other four grandchildren and take them to school and I ask them to tell me give me a number from zero to ten, in accordance to the kind of day they had this first day back from vacation. mostly fives, and two tens. great I think.
Then we go home and start homework with them forgetting the tea I had sitting on the table, then one of them keeps coming how do you do this now do you do that? After a while I find myself doing her homework for her.

then the boy sits on the table and I say get off from that table, cause you may fall fd, and as soon as I say that plump he falls, and whines.

Then the little girl turns over the tea cup and all the homework is soaking wet and she says now what, and I say we’ll hang them up on the back of the chairs see if they dry out before your mama comes home.

and here she comes, and takes one look at the hanging pieces of paper, and exclaims ‘your teacher will certainly chuck that into the garbage’ and then the girl starts bowling like no tomorrow.

Then I think this day cannot get any worse, when I get home news the baby still vomiting and they are going to take him to the doctor . by this time my back is aching, my migraine grinding, and the neuropathy acting up with an ongoing neuralgia to boot.

finding my wife sitting in front of the TV set watching her favorite show, a series of documented cases of gruesome murders. my first tempttion is to grab a bottle of moonshine i have hidden in my desk, but think better of it, she may glean my deft hand, usually, very able and subtle in making things suddenly appear and disappear, but then my new year resolution of drying out hits me front and center.

Deal with it!

Have you experienced this, or is it an excerpt from a novel?

MagsJ · January 16, 2015, 4:45am

Don’t you know… Orb is awesome.

MagsJ · January 16, 2015, 4:46am

We could share

MagsJ · January 16, 2015, 4:53am

Wanna blow my mind, but not on drugs… a stifled and bored mind is not a good mind. Is this life we are living? I say not Most don’t know what living is or even should be, but make a veiled attempt at it anyway… and therein lies the problem.

Arminius · January 16, 2015, 5:54am

He is awesome?

Erik1 · January 16, 2015, 2:32pm

Yeaah, so…I’m addicted to knowledge…I can’t satiate my desire to acquire more and more knowledge…it has become an obsession…and I’m becoming gravely concerned…how do I maintain this ferocious drive towards infinite knowledge? Is there a place, like alcoholics anonymous, that I can attend to alleviate this intellectual lust?

Orbie · January 16, 2015, 3:29pm

Don’t bother, most alcoholics relapse, the statistics are bad. I am afraid, Your thirst of knowledge will have to go on, until , just like in alcoholics, You hit rock bottom. Then, as You clutch Your notes, books, and writing instruments, Your computer never turned, off, sleepless, listless, with little time for anything else, then, You will be able to begin , little by little to deal with the deamons of knowledge within You. But by that time, out of sheer desperation, You would have sold Your soul to the devil, becoming the Faustian creature, that You might think You were always meant to be, seeking redemption the same way, and hoping that the Old Abdomination, has not become wise to Your tricks.

Kriswest · January 17, 2015, 1:24am

Is today over with yet???

Orbie · January 17, 2015, 1:53am

Not yet. The days are getting longer.

Mr_Reasonable · January 17, 2015, 10:35am

You’re a wise man Orb.

ended6 · January 17, 2015, 11:34am

God damn it. Fuck western civilization!! Just fall already!!! I wish to start my warfare antics now… this culture is sooo tedious and painfully boring…

I’m going to watch braveheart to get my spirit in the mood

Kriswest · January 17, 2015, 11:42am

You could just go live with the tribes in the Amazon, that is, if you are seriously against western civilization.

ended6 · January 17, 2015, 11:55am

I usually take a walk in the local woods in the morning, its my way of cleaning my mind and body, and getting away from all this industrial shit and people. Guess what, it was full up with these jogging retards, namely women. They were doing some kind of race…bunch of fat whores probably running for some shitty breast cancer charity… how about lowering your fucking processed carb intake you bitch…some of them were actually talking about cooking and baking whilst jogging, morons!

Anyways they ruined my morning by raping my eyes with disgusting displays of bouching fat.

ended6 · January 17, 2015, 12:03pm

Note to self: buy pitbull and teach him to bite people.

ended6 · January 17, 2015, 12:20pm

Hey Phone, you bitch…guess what? My new ubuntu OS DVD just came!! I haven’t installed a new OS for about 8 years on this Laptop, and it’s still managing to run, just about!..time for a nice new fresh install! Jealous much?