Her to him: If you decide to join Pets, find me and buy me, then Iāll find you and buy you, then we can own each otherā¦
Him to her: Thatās hotā¦
Her to him: Hot people say hot thingsā¦
Him to her: Trueā¦
LMAOā¦ the Tik Tok dances to this vid are hilarious.
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That was funny
The thing about Caribbeans isā¦ we just say weāre Caribbeanā¦ makes life a whole lot easierā¦ which suits our laidback demeanour, as a Carib aināt got time for none of Thatā¦ hence the Jamaicans in that video identifying as Jamaican.
Black Caribbeanā¦ me a Caribbean, seen
White Caribbeanā¦ me Caribbean, ok
Chinese Caribbeanā¦ me Caribbean, u nuh
Indian Caribbeanā¦ whenās the roti ready?
Mixed Caribbeanā¦ stop asking me stu-pidness!
Trump admits to not knowing who Hydroxychloroquine is, despite what the fake news says.
Whatās so brilliant about this guy is - aside from his physical ability to impersonate and sound like - how he is able to improvise the lines around the basic theme he has before hand. He knows the joke he has in mind before he starts, but he doesnāt have a plan to deliver it; he not reading from script, in other words. So heās got to be able to carry us through at least two minutes on the fly while he sets up. This is difficult, but for him itās some of the richest moments of perfect impersonation. When heās having to think quickly heās able to almost instinctually intuit what trump would have saidā¦ this is why he never fucks up and does it so well. These are the greatest comedians- the parodists - in my opinion.
The delicate and precise art of extracting behavioral nuance from extremely difficult places. The littlest things - a sudden dive in tonality, the brief pause, stuttering, use and resuse of signature words and phrases at the right timeā¦ etc.
I wonder if impersonators have more mirror neurons.
My theory of the transdialogical reification and dissolution of the private self through the representative parody.
See this is what I mean. In the bounty one, he says the āpaper towelsā phrase a few times in the same timbreā¦ then suddenly says it differently at the end when Putin orders the paper towels (right before ādont you feel stupid nowā). Itās right thereā¦ as if act were a written piece of music building to its coda. That last line when he changes the timbre. Thatās such a subtle gesture, such a beautiful ālast lickā in the lead as it reaches its conclusion. This man is a genius.
I am the john nash of comedy. Seriously I see shit yāall dont see and yāall think Iām crazy.
I explained once before how of all the possible bathotic turns of plot in human drama, the comedic creates the greatest tonic feelingā¦ and thatās not for nothing. Even better than the tragic because the tragic yields only brute force and it isnt clever enough.
Itās not for nothing that congenial displays of friendly wit are very often the first exchanges that unfold between strangers, and when two are able to recognize a good, sophisticated irony (pun for example) together, the kinda rise out and above themselves together. N said something to this effect, but much better, about the power of laughter. We add that it isnt always a catharsisā¦ not always a discharge of nervous energy. If there is anything mysterious about human nature, itās in the hows and whys we find things funny.
What makes you think that others donāt?
Because if they did, I wouldnāt be the john nash of comedy. I am the john nash of comedy, therefore they donāt.
For two points, name the fallacy I just committed.
A) affirming the consequent
B) begging the question
C) the consensus fallacy
D) moving the goal post
C) circular reasoning
An ordinary man living a mundane life gets one wish. He asks to becomeā¦ Biggie Smalls.