1/2 full or empty

I am sure everyone has heard of the problem of whether a bottle is 1/2 full or 1/2 empty. I have an idea.

Those who says, the bottle is 1/2 full is wrong.
Those who says, the bottle is 1/2 empty is wrong.

The correct answer, is that the bottle is 1/2 full AND 1/2 empty.

only if it is a bovine byproduct…

-Imp

I find it incredible. The 1/2 bottle thingy just goes to show how an optmist and a pessimist can be BOTH wrong!

No, it makes no difference. It is either half full or half empty. No difference at all.

no, he’s saying that a 1 L flask half full of water will have 500 mL of water and 500 mL of air. Very simple

Hey! This isn’t my bottle. My bottle was full, and bigger.

Was it a botle of coke?

well unless this bottle is perfectly cylindrical, its not half and half.

its either filled half the height of the bottle and not half the volume, or half the volume and not half the height.

and this is very relevant

-Imp

half full of what? water or air?

neither!

omfg impenitent accidentally logged in as futureman !

who the hell would have belived ? he needs to be spanked good for his evil deed.

Ahh, that would be great if it were true.
I have often wondered who here has used an multiple accounts on the site.

-Xanderman

Oh no!!1!!

Am i GateControlTheory??

Or is he me?

(It’s like the day you find out that you [size=200]ARE[/size] Tyler Durden.)

Clearly I am not you, as you know more about various religions and fields of psychology whereas I know more Plato.

-Imp

That does remind me, anyone here ever stared into a mirror… maybe concentrating your vision on your eyes. You clear your mind and you forget who you are? Or is that me being Tyler Durden?

im suddenly starting to think i use this forum to talk to a single nerdy boy ;located in a basement somewhere…

all things considered, that would be pretty sucky.

Good point.

Then again, if you WERE me, and you were trying to create the perception that you were two different people, wouldn’t you have each of them specialize in different fields that didn’t cross over too much?


Asia: learn to swim.

Just don’t talk to any of them, ignore them like I do!

what about if your reflection where to look back and you, wink, flick the brim of his hat, and say, ‘here’s looking at you kid’
that would be off the hook

yeah Imp is my favorite of my multiple personalities. he kills the least. then again Future Man writes more. which is important when creating one of those good old philosophy message board psycho killer booby traps. yeah Future Man is actually my favorite.