2006 ILP/Symposia Poetry Competition

This thread is to announce the ILP Poetry Competition that I mentioned a week or two ago. It will be run over the next couple of weeks along the same lines as the last comp with a couple of crucial differences.

[size=117]The Rules[/size]

There is a panel of three judges comprising Tabula Rasa, Thirst4Metal and myself. All decisions will be taken democratically (majority verdict rules even if I happen to disagree) and the decisions, once announced, are final.

Dates
The competition runs from today (24th April) for two weeks, until the 8th of May. This deadline is somewhat flexible to allow for the global time differences but essentially we’re looking at midnight on Monday May 8th as the deadline.

We’re looking for philosophical poems, either one long poem of up to 25 lines or 3 shorter poems of up to 10 lines. Any more than this and it’s up to the judges to decide whether to deduct points. If you feel that you can do enough in 12 lines to satisfy your themes then feel free to be briefer than the 25.

We specifically want philosophical poems and there are two stimuli to get you running. The first is visual, the second aural.
Creation of Adam
2001 A Space Odyssey - The Intro Theme

Only one submission per person, and submissions will be anonymous.

As before, please do not show your submission to anyone else prior to the closing date. If there are any problems then please PM me or another judge.

[size=117]What you have to do[/size]

1) Write your poem/s. Again, we’re looking for philosophical poetry so by all means include words or lines from philosophical texts or write about complex themes.

2) Send your entry to Mastriani at
ilpcompetitions@yahoo.co.uk
as a word .doc file WITHOUT your name on it, not in the title, not in the document. However, make sure that your name (your ILP posting name) is somewhere in your e-mail otherwise we won’t be able to judge your entry.

When the competition closes Mastriani will send the judges a folder of your entries and will privately produce a list of titles and corresponding names that we, the judges, will not see until we’ve made up our minds as to the winners. Again, the announcement will follow about a fortnight after the closing of the competition. As with before there will be a top 3 who will get Symposia/signature privileges and probably a book.

[size=117]How the poems will be judged[/size]
There are five criteria for judging

Imagination (content) - Put simply, how imaginative the content of your poem seems to the panel.

Originality (style) - How original your style seems to the panel. This will be assessed (as much as it is possible to do so) separately from the previous criterion.

Consistency
This applies to both content and style and is an assessment of the poem/s’ overall quality.

Felicity (befitting an philosophical audience)
Again, put simply, this is how appropriate the poem/s are for a reasonably well-informed philosophical audience. Have no fear about being labelled pretentious; the more ambitious, the better.

Spelling and Grammar
Self explanatory, where applicable

Right, I think that you know all that you need to so I’ll wish you all luck and I look forward to reading your entries.

Hello everyone, I look forward to reading all your submissions. Especially Felicity’s.

I found this funny :laughing:

…I’m wanna write about why firetrucks are cool.

The thing is, a poem about a firetruck could easily win this competition.

Yes, well, we’ll have a firetruck based poetry competition later in the year if it’ll make you happy…

:smiley:

Firetrucks are really cool,
Pumping water from a pool,
or lake or stream or fire hydrant,
to put out OG’s flaming dope-plant.

:laughing:

Hello F(r)iends,

It was great to be a judge the last time and I look forward to the entries this time around.

Like the last time, I will give the top three winners a financial award. However, I am uncertain as to the amounts and it will depend on the quality of the entries. All winners will be able to donate all or any portion of their winnings to ILP. I will announce the awards shortly after we decide on the winners.

If you have any questions about the contest that do not involve the financial award, please do not hesitate to contact me… If it’s about the reward, you won’t get any additional info than this post. :stuck_out_tongue:

-Thirst

Yes!!! A firetruck poetry competition! :laughing:

Big red, shiny firetrucks
go honk honk, a honka-tonk tonk
It’s sunny outside (and dry too)
especially if you are
a tree.

Do I get a prize, Thirst? My Amazon wishlist isn’t going to buy itself… :evilfun:

James

Ah, James. You make an appearance the day after ET reappears. Suspicious…

Indeed, a utopian society would include an amazon wishlist that periodically bought something and sent it to you.

Due to some terrible
misunderstanding
The Fire Truck
Explodes…

I win.

SIATD

Hey wow… ET is back? 8-[

Actually I’ve been posting tidbits here and there. For instance in my Deleuze thread. And also in private correspondence (what I like to call ‘Shadow ILP’ :smiley: ).

I want that Nietzsche plush toy, dammit! :wink:

Regards,

James

Big red firetruck,
Mobile, urban oasis spraying
water on
grinning faces?
Or perhaps just
a dream maybe
I should wake up and
leave this burning house.

Fatality

Right, we’ve had a few entries so far and I am expecting most of them to come in right at the end like last time so I’m not worried but please, remember that you’ve had a week and you’ve got another week so if you’re behind schedule then hurry it up. Left, Left, Left Right Left… :evilfun:

Haha :smiley:

[My entry is three-quarters done]

Complex themes? My heart is a very complex theme as is my favorite firetuck…

There once was a girl from Nantucket…

Sara :smiley:

there once was a girl from nantucket
whose fire truck only had buckets
the crew splashed away
they just couldn’t spray
the fire burned out they said “golly, it would have been swell if we only had a hose.”

insert your favorite hose job joke here

-Imp

:smiley: Imp,

“there once was a man from china
who wasn’t a very good climber
he slipped on a rock
and broke his cock
and now he’s got a vagina”

:laughing: Wrong, oh so wrong… but I couldn’t resist it.

There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his ass like a Dahlia
A penny a smell
Was all very well
But tuppance a lick was a failure

:smiley:

There was a young man from Ireland
Who found himself in the Highlands
He had no idea
Where to buy beer
And hung himself from a pylon

:-({|=