Starting tomorrow morning, I will be away form ILP for perhaps 48 hours. I will be eating, drinking, and/or smoking dope for most of that time. I will get laid, if I so desire. I will be in a desirable tourist destination. I will dine at a favorite restaurant. I will walk the beach. I will spend money, wantonly.
But still, something will be missing.
Sure, I could bring the laptop. I’m sure the hotel has internet access. But it would be inelegant of me to interrupt the procedings to jump online. So I’ll leave the puter at home.
And I will not sign in to ILP. For about 48 hours.
Unless - things don’t go well, and she throws me out of the hotel (this has happened, more than once). Or, I get home earlier than I expect on Wednesday night.
But still, that’s 36 hours. It’s a long time. A lot can happen in 36 hours.
Stuff that I won’t even know about until I get back.
I think you need to be inebriated with toxins, bloated with fine delicacies, and riden like a five dollar whore in the backseat of 78 Camaro in the darkest corner of 12th generation, inbred, hillbilly trailer park.
Yes, you need it.
“He’s in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history”
Robin Williams
“Good Morning Vietnam”
I guess I could give up a little ILP for a little LIP.
Mr. P. Newburyport, Massachusetts. A favorite spot of mine. Pretty decent drinking town, for a day or two. A place I meet a friend from time to time, as she used to live there.
Faust, I realize that any woman would be a fool not to have you donate your genes to hers to create a wee little Faust or just for the bragging rights of having cornered you into a pleasurable position. But, you said you will get laid if you so desire. Hmmmmm, Confident are you? Of course you should be I know this, All sane intelligent women will throw themselves at you, but, um what if ,now I know this won’t happen its almost too laughable to think that it will but , what if the one you choose does not desire it. See! I told you utterly laughable, but, there might exist the slimmest possiblity.
Are you prepared for such a bewildering experience? I just want to protect you, I care for you very much and I don’t want to think of you wandering around some beach in shock and getting a bad sunburn.
Wow another new thing. I have been called many things from positive to negative but, never never average. I am average! Cool! Uh, what does an average woman do?
