A bet on myself.

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Joker will definately be stood up.

  • Joker will play video games in the arcade of the movie theater only to watch the movie by himself.
  • Joker will stay at home watching girl gone wild promos.
  • Joker won’t be stood up and that hot latin girl will make him feel good all night.
  • Joker will go home and obssessivly eat icecream.
0 voters

Who wants to bet that I am going to be stood up on a date tomorrow night?

:laughing: :evilfun: #-o

I am infamous for being stood up on dates constantly as it never ceases.

Place your bets now. ( Poll is only open for 7 days.) :laughing:

2

You worry too much.

3

Hmmmm, Joker you really need to pay more attention to your posts my friend.

4

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5

I voted no. 3 :wink:

6

The bitch gave me a fake phone number. Typical.

For those who voted for 2 and 4 you would of been correct.

7

God dam if you weren’t right in that vote either. :laughing:

8

I appreciate the gesture but it simply didn’t happen. #-o

9

I’m gonna exercise my vote and say you fuck her raw dawggy style and that you . . . give us the details, about how you swapped some serious fluid. Ribbed for her pleasure. EWWWWWWW!

10

Don’t get me wrong I would like to but that cunt gave me the wrong phone number. :angry:

It is alright though because today I rented the movie Ocean’s thirteen and I have my friend Jack Daniels coming over at my house tonight.

( Also has a hot co-worker who has been talking about me going to her house sometime later on.)

( Different girl.)

11

Dah! Digit Deception! Cool avatar, anyway, as in the coolest.

12

Thanks… I have been feeling in a Tyler Durden mood as of late.

I would settle for her coming over to my house tonight. :smiley:

13

Haha…I knew what would happen.

14

…er, sorry!

I had a date this evening too, and it didn’t happen either :laughing: I’m kinda glad: because he wanted me to be dominating, and him, subservient :-s

…kinda weird for a 6’5" guy to want that - maybe he hates having to always be the big aggressive guy that he is in his daily life :confused: the texts made me laugh no end, though!